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I am Not a Witch

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Action - Shooter - Horizontal Flight

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Oct 31, 2010 | 2:57 PM EDT

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I guess she'll have to CONJURE UP another job now!

A: Fire
Arrows: Move
Spacebar: Pause
M: mute music
N: mute sound effects

Thanks to NG for sponsoring this :D
Tom is awesome.

Guide the Republican Tea Party's Christine O'Donnell through the night's sky as she
collects money to fund her campaign to be elected to the U.S. Senate! You'll need a
LOT of it to even have a shot because YOU'RE PRETTY NUTS!
About 10 000 000$.

Disclaimer: Christine O'Donnell may in fact NOT be a witch, but she definitely does
possess magical powers, like Jesus and Santa Claus.



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Nice graphic and interesting content. But I needs to say that I read somewhere that they do have mice expierences where they are trying to play God. And that is bit worrying. :/
Well luckily I live in Finlad. :3


Rated 0 / 5 stars

Terrible game. Too many disc distractions in the first level.

Odd that a Canadian gives a fig about one of my states senate seats. But hate is odd in that way.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

Not bad

Nah just joking it sux


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Gaem is fun, but...

...that Undead medal is near impossible - i spent half an hour just to get 1,5 billions and one hit takes you and your time to oblivion, lol. Can't imagine what will be at palinzilla and what PAINzilla if you get shot there...

The only valid s strategy to obtain the medal is to cover in the upper left and avoid that fucking mouse for more or less 3 hours. Collect sacks and saves till you are bored to death. The extra life item only gives you 100k bonus money IF you have x9 lives in the first place and getting that item could spell your disaster most of the time...

How to fix that? Power up items! Ones that give you extra money for doing shit like streak based system or limited amount of time bonus shit, dunno... Killing enemies should give you cash too, not just score... Or just the ability of accessing the upgrades menu when you want or from time to time [checkpoint based system] would solve the problem.

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


- INFORMED VOTER (5 points)
Read about Christine in the Menu. Just click "Who?" and skip for the medal.

- COOL LIKE A CAT (5 points)
Get up to 9 lives. Buy them or collect the flashing republican sign (which gives an extra life).

- GOOD CITIZEN (5 points)
Run into the IRS plane a couple of times. Every time you run into it, you lose money but you don't die.

- TERRIBLE (5 points)
Die (all 3 lives) without earning any money.

- MONSTER KILLER (10 points)
Kill the boss.

- PACIFIST (25 points)
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a single shot.

- TEA PARTY NUT (25 points)
Win the game.

- BIG SPENDER (10 points)
Buy every upgrade. IMPORTANT: BUY EVERY UPGRADE IN ORDER OR YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GET THIS MEDAL (for example buy the 2x before the 3x and so on).

- DARWIN AWARD (10 points)
Die 50 times. Keep buying lives and do it.

- UNDEAD (50 points)
Win without losing a life.

-The top left corner is a safe spot.

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