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I am Not a Witch

rated 3.41 / 5 stars
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Oct 31, 2010 | 2:57 PM EDT

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Good Citizen 5 Points Give a lot of money to the IRS
Informed Voter 5 Points Read about Christine
Big Spender 10 Points Buy every upgrade
Monster Killer 10 Points Kill the boss
Pacifist 25 Points Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Tea Party Nut 25 Points Win the game
Undead 50 Points Win without losing a life
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Author Comments

I guess she'll have to CONJURE UP another job now!

A: Fire
Arrows: Move
Spacebar: Pause
M: mute music
N: mute sound effects

Thanks to NG for sponsoring this :D
Tom is awesome.

Guide the Republican Tea Party's Christine O'Donnell through the night's sky as she
collects money to fund her campaign to be elected to the U.S. Senate! You'll need a
LOT of it to even have a shot because YOU'RE PRETTY NUTS!
About 10 000 000$.

Disclaimer: Christine O'Donnell may in fact NOT be a witch, but she definitely does
possess magical powers, like Jesus and Santa Claus.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Christine O'Donnell certainly deserves to be made fun of as much as the next fundamentalist and this was a good game. I like how there were so many fantastical elements in this, which really suits her personality. My biggest complaint is that the game just seems to go on and on and on. It's really the same enemies over and over. Was the machine thing supposed to have the Brain in it? Anyway, the sound effects were awesome too, especially the little clicky noises the money awards made.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I really like the score.

The music was my favorite part, and the ending scene if you lose was awesome, and true.

All around good game, but I do want to point out one thing.

Yes, Christine O'Donnell is a total whackjob (like most Christians, especially Evengelical Christians) but all Tea Partiers ARE NOT like that. I'm just so, damn, sick, of hearing it all the time, and enjoyed the game up until the last award, "Tea Party Nut" with a little KKK guy as the icon.

There have been exactly 0 incidents of racism or violence, and exactly 0 crimes committed at Tea Party events, ever. Hell, Glenn Beck is good friends with Alveda King, Martin Luther King's DAUGHTER. And don't you think that if there was even ONE violent event or ONE incident of hateful rhetoric at a Tea Party it would be all over the news? Not trying to rant here, but I hate ignorance, and the Tea Party stereotype is way overused. It's not like this is something that happened a hundred years ago. The facts are easily accessible, and calling someone a racist to discredit them is just plain lazy.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Hard at first but got easier with practice.

I had a good bit of fun with this game,i don't get into the whole politics stuff so i don't know of Christine O'Donnell except for the backstory you provided in the game which i got a kick out of especially her "awesome" face look,the controls of the game were solid but you had to get used to the speed and patterns of the game cause it was real hard at first but after a little practice it was actually rather easy as long as you camped up in the upper left corner where it's a 100% safe zone and just swoop down to grab money when you could,the animation looked great with it's pixelated style,overall i enjoyed this game and think you did an excellent job. :)

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

heh heh

i liked this game, especially RambObama who was flying his plane though?

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Not bad.

It's an ok game for a while, but it soon gets boring. $10m takes ages to get... the undead medal is near impossible to obtain. The lack of autofire really sucks - maybe if the game didn't last as long, it would be fine, but it was really needed here. Nothing changes at all, except for the boss monster nearing the end, but chances are, someone would just quit before that happened. I don't see myself playing this again any time soon.

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