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I am Not a Witch

rated 3.41 / 5 stars
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Action - Shooter - Horizontal Flight

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Oct 31, 2010 | 2:57 PM EDT

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Good Citizen 5 Points Give a lot of money to the IRS
Informed Voter 5 Points Read about Christine
Big Spender 10 Points Buy every upgrade
Monster Killer 10 Points Kill the boss
Pacifist 25 Points Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Tea Party Nut 25 Points Win the game
Undead 50 Points Win without losing a life
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Author Comments

I guess she'll have to CONJURE UP another job now!

A: Fire
Arrows: Move
Spacebar: Pause
M: mute music
N: mute sound effects

Thanks to NG for sponsoring this :D
Tom is awesome.

Guide the Republican Tea Party's Christine O'Donnell through the night's sky as she
collects money to fund her campaign to be elected to the U.S. Senate! You'll need a
LOT of it to even have a shot because YOU'RE PRETTY NUTS!
About 10 000 000$.

Disclaimer: Christine O'Donnell may in fact NOT be a witch, but she definitely does
possess magical powers, like Jesus and Santa Claus.



Rated 0 / 5 stars

agenda much?

The mechanics of this game get a 2, maybe a 3. I know nothing about this woman except what I've read in your intro, but aside from mice with human brains, she doesn't sound crazy at all. Just because she's pro life and believes in God she's a nutbag? I don't think so.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Damn carpel tonnel

Please fix it so that when you hold down "A," it'll auto-fire. Other than that, an alright game. Got more of a kick reading her bio, than the actual game, itself.

Oh, yeah, you forgot to mention that she's against wearing condoms and is very much against them.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

This game sucks

But I am giving it a 10/10 because the only way to win is to "lean to the left". Vote Democratic this November and in 20120!!!


Rated 4 / 5 stars


Top left corner = certain win.
8/10 because of that

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poxpower responds:

uh oh someone's figured it out : D


Rated 5 / 5 stars

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Awesome game, wishign you could fix it up though ;)
For those fo you who had trouble getting medals, here are some tips.
GOOD CITIZEN : Just get money, then walk into an airplane (says IRS on it), personally, I thought it was awesome taht you didn't die from hitting it, yet funny that you lost money.
INFORMED VOTER : Read through the "Who?" section, all 3 pages (just skip the reading).
BIG SPENDER : when you can, buy the 2x, 3x, and 4x of both slots when you can, then focus on earning to win.
MONSTER KILLER : Stay towards the middle, she tends to aim two low and two high, though it does change.
PACIFIST : rather annoying, keep to the top-left and swoop in when you can get a bag (not bomb) of cash, avoid IRS, buy the 2x 3x 4x when you can, as soon as you can.
TEA PARTY NUT : finish... just get it over with
UNDEAD : ~has not achieved~
Secret medal 1 - COOL LIKE A CAT : Buy or Earn (from that flashing elephant [ Republicans] ) 9 lives.
Secret medal 2 - TERRIBLE : jsut start game and lose, don't shoot, don't spend, just die.
Secret medal 3 - ? : ~has not achieved~

Well, somebody please do those 2 I didn't get, I don't have the time to do it over and over again ;)

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