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I am Not a Witch

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Action - Shooter - Horizontal Flight

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Oct 31, 2010 | 2:57 PM EDT

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Good Citizen 5 Points Give a lot of money to the IRS
Informed Voter 5 Points Read about Christine
Big Spender 10 Points Buy every upgrade
Monster Killer 10 Points Kill the boss
Pacifist 25 Points Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Tea Party Nut 25 Points Win the game
Undead 50 Points Win without losing a life
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Author Comments

I guess she'll have to CONJURE UP another job now!

A: Fire
Arrows: Move
Spacebar: Pause
M: mute music
N: mute sound effects

Thanks to NG for sponsoring this :D
Tom is awesome.

Guide the Republican Tea Party's Christine O'Donnell through the night's sky as she
collects money to fund her campaign to be elected to the U.S. Senate! You'll need a
LOT of it to even have a shot because YOU'RE PRETTY NUTS!
About 10 000 000$.

Disclaimer: Christine O'Donnell may in fact NOT be a witch, but she definitely does
possess magical powers, like Jesus and Santa Claus.



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

too easy

top left corner


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


This game isn't all that bad, but you should have made it so you don't have to die just to access the upgrade menu.

As for the political aspect, I don't really pay attention to poltics that much since we always get screwed in one form or another from our politicians.


poxpower responds:

Well THIS TIME the crazy person DIDN'T get elected : D


Rated 3 / 5 stars


I thought this game was done really well. All it needs is more levels and maybe bosses and you're all set.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


For me satire in any form is generally funny (if done in good taste) and I really liked the idea for this game a lot. This could easily have been an addicting gameboy color game that I would have played as a kid. My only gripe about this game would be the lack of variety and the lack of bosses and levels. The enemies never change and the gameplay gets tedious after a while. You should add more upgrades to make the gameplay mroe interesting. Also, what if when you finally get to 9,999,999 dollars Bill Maher comes out as a boss and you have to defeat him for that last dollar? I think that would be pretty cool.

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Rated 2 / 5 stars

The idea is entertaining...

But that's about it. There was practically no challenge. "The Brain" from "Pinky and the Brain" flying the ship was the only one who had the chance to kill you, but by the time you get used to him, he just gets very annoying and repetitive like the rest of the game. Are there actually levels? It seemed to go on forever! I upgraded everything using only the 2x multiplier. Then I was just gaining money and points waiting for something new to come! But nothing new came, and it didn't get any more challenging. I finally quit the game when I got over 70 million in money and there was nothing to spend it on; not even lives. I highly recommend levels, bosses, new enemies, and an increase in challenge as the game progresses. You can't make a good game based solely on a funny subject matter.