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R.I.P Ryan Hawkins.

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This is the brief story of Ryan Hawkins.
A young boy who had a bright future, until Xbox took over his lfe.
He is now a mindless drone built to play Call of Faggotry and Halo.

He also looks like a woman.
DO NOT SUPPORT XBOX!

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Alright

It's short and seems like a bit of a private in-joke, but the animation's alright and the seizure inducing effects at the end are a little funny.

Can't see what the people below are getting upset about...

chedley responds:

Finally, a non-retarded person.

Thankyou for your input, you are a shining light in a very dim world.

Goodbye and.. Goodluck.

Nice.

I really enjoyed this. It's a fine piece of art, made by a fine young man, with a bright future ahead of him if he can still keep making such amazing works of art (and stay away from xbox).

10/10 would watch again

R.I.P Ryan

ILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!
WHAT SOME PEOPLE MAY NOT KNOW IS THAT THIS BOY WAS REAL (and did actually look like a woman.) BUT FOR SOME REASON THE EVIL PEOPLE AT MICROSOFT TOOK HIM AWAY FROM ME DAM YOU XBOXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!

I actually dumb for watching this.

Holy crap what a waste of time. Someone making a cartoon basing completely off of stereotypical thoughts. Someone who is a mindless drone built to be a faggot it seems. Hmmm.

chedley responds:

It is not thought.
It is fact.

You are a worthless retard.

Good review 10/10 would read again.

I own and operate an XBox 360

I still have a job and a life, and I am still a man who looks like a man. This video is inaccurate and rather hateful. Also, the lettering could stand to be a bit more professional, as the MS Paint lettering was hard to read and rather inconsistent.

chedley responds:

Did I say that everybody who owns an Xbox has this happen to them?

Re-read.
I said this is what happened to HIM!

GOOD REVIEW 10/10 WOULD READ AGAIN!

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