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Did I really make this?
umm guys, its supposed to have a message, and he employs the Role Playing Game Element. You play the role of this dude who goes around looking for treasure only to find out horrible shit about his life...which might be a representation of some online rpg players in real life, they go around in a game, finding useless crap that gives them a feeling of self achievement because they seem to fail in an aspect or entirely in life (hence all the terrible shit that come from the chests), but they dont get anything that is actually helpfull for them in their lives. Then it goes to the point where they realize all these things, that they have been wasting time on said games and not done anything "good" outside of the game that they die either without any true accomplishment whatsoever or after their realization they go and do something that is actually worth it. Again its for personal interpretation. Ill give it 3.5 cause it isnt as big as I expected, honestly I thouthg It was quite short. If it where longer, you had an actual upgrade system with skills that where no good for anything and did nothing (to represent the lack of acomplishment in real life and to keep true to rpgs) and that you did a load of quests just to find said chests then maybe, maybe, it could have been better. But hey thats just my opinion
Pretty good game,but all those things are true about me haha. yeah I laugh it off because that's the way I taught myself to deal with people. My mother was a definate whore. Diabeatus runs in the family. My pits smell like crap. I rely on my girlfriend to pay the bills. I only know 4 people in my life that have said they loved me (none of them being my parents). Crazy. Anyway funny game a bomb-bot!
Pointless yet true
Appeals to my sense of humour.Kinda pointless, but could be a good idea. A rip off of all those RPG games...
At least, he didn't die early from a hereditary disease...
Thanks for ruining the game.
Interesting at first, but then I realized what the goal was...I think. Not bad animation, good funny humor (I'd hate to have that guys life) but overall it was a fun game.
A demo of the K.O.L.M. Kickstarter game.
Fight against the HYDRA and show the world your best score!
A relaxed yet challenging puzzle with 24 levels.
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