FRONTPAGE! Thanks so much! :) DANKE! Whoppee!!
This is a cartoon about black hot coffee, boy.
Feel the power.
I made coffee... *sigh* black and delicious
Yes, boy, buddy, that's coffee, for real
And it's a fact that coffee is delicious
Black hot coffee!
Black coffee, boy
Do you even know
how delicious that tastes, for real?
And if I say coffee
I mean it dark black and piping hot-
extremely black coffee, boy
And if YOU talk shit about my coffee
oh yes, boy
I will kick you no-good chops
out of you fucking face
Outta your face
Black hot coffee
And before all
Nice and delicious.
Nice black hot beautiful coffee, shit
*woman's voice* You can also pour
some milk in there!
*man's voice again* Mm.. Er... Black, boy!
It isn't black anymore if you pour
milk in that!
*woman's voice* Mmmhm, delicious!
*man's voice* Uehh... I think,
I just clamped a testicle, shit, boy!
*woman's voice* Your own fault...