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Oct 3, 2010 | 11:28 AM EDT
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Wow that took a while.

This is a game I started makin in September 2008. It didn't take all that time to make, it's actually bin finished on my hard drive for months, but it was a absolute fucking HELL to finish.

I was aiming for somethin between Devil May Cry and Bionic Commando ReArmed. I wanted to make a game that people would see as a "game" and not a "flash game" or "web game". Also I wanted to put all the people making tower defenses, catapult clones n top-down shooters to shame, and show everyone that it's 2010 and we don't have to make over-pixelated chiptune games any more with crappy rotating limbs n slideshow cutscenes.

But I don't wanna sound like a jerk, I just wanted to make the best thing I possibly could.

I'd love for cutscenes to be available everywhere, but they literally won't fit in the .fla. I can't import anything n I can barely export it it's so damn big, so I hope noone's too annoyed about that.

Oh well. Have fun with it.

Reviews


TheWolfApprenticeTheWolfApprentice

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Too glitchy

Ok, this game looks great. It's fun and full of action. But a HUGE problem is that there are too many glitches. I often find Johnny running wherever he wants to go, when my player dies, some times the camera won't follow, and the controls are some times late. But other then that, great game!



OMFGITSACOWOMFGITSACOW

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

OK, not great

most games on the internet expect you to be good... including this one.

btw who the fuck made that rocking chair?

or that gun...


I-smel responds:

The rocking chair was made by the guy who lives at the lighthouse, and the gun was made by the devil.


allhailbowser14allhailbowser14

Rated 5 / 5 stars

wow.

i admit i had my doubts when i saw the dumb loading screen, but this is actually insanely cool. and... is that meta knight battle music i hear in the crab battle?! epic!!


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I-smel responds:

I liked the loading screen...


chewbacca13chewbacca13

Rated 5 / 5 stars

COW!

I found the secret shrine



KhyberElessidilKhyberElessidil

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

First off...

FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T UPGRADE: Drag the upgrade you want to one of the coasters on the bar. =-)

Review: Agreement with previous posters. Very nicely done, very fluid. Controls can be a bit shaky at times, though, and there is a fairly large number of bugs to be found.

Overall review: 3/5, 7/10

(Oh, and discovered while writing this review: If you move the mouse offscreen, the gun starts auto-firing.)