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Sep 27, 2010 | 12:39 PM EDT

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Smut Machine is a great way to get you rolling on the floor laughing. View with a friend and I find it is twice as funny. Smut Machine uses a fine algorithm to create sentences that actually make sense. Have you ever seen a random sentence generator do that? I've searched for them. I failed. So I made a better one.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Lolz... Love it hard!

Pretty good...
Jesus Christ, the holy one, had hot butt sex with Hitler under the full moon after the ball. I'm probably going to hell for contemplating that one. There's probably an anime for that one/
They all grammatically make sense, but some, don't make so much sense, logically speaking. But I guess the lacking logical sense is half the funny. Pretty good, but as somebody commented earlier, you might want to drop the rape.

darkXslash responds:

Ok, I guess I'll take the rape out before it goes onto the app store
thanks for warning me tho, it seems like a lot of people might have rated it down due to the "rape" word


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


83 horny zombies ate 83 monkeys with Hitler in a rusty trailer to save their dying empire.
I'm pretty sure a lot of movies have been made thanks to this miracle technology. It's like a second imagination!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


82 horny zombies slowly knocked up some whores on their front lawn because the horny old lady said she would give them magic beans.

For this epic randomness, I give you a ten


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Jesus dropped off some whores in his kitchen with the yellow snow.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


not a big fan of rape though...especial if there's a lollipop involved

darkXslash responds:

Sorry if I offend with my lollipops.
I was trying to not offend as much,
but seeing that it could have said "raped Hitler", I had to put it in there