One of my first games so it's kind of bare bones (read: crap).
Arrows to move your critter about, space to retry when you die, m to mute, q for quality, r to go back to main menu (there will be a test on this mid-game so memorise it, backwards, and in Russian).
It says 'For Kongregate Only' but it lies, I was trying to make it look more official :P I could change it but I don't have some of the fonts any more so it'll be published with new fonts that might even be legible... imagine that.
Also, find the cookie if you can.
Last thing, if you don't like the music, you're not my friend any more :(
Small update... I just broke the 50 Cent barrier with Mochimedia, 685 more years of this rate and I'll be a millionaire :D