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The Trash Troupe are proud to present their latest and shittiest flash endeavor yet. It is called "The Touhou Collab". Lovingly crafted by a bunch of spammers, this flash contains stupid jokes throughout.
THIS FLASH IS RATED NC-4950435943754895743895 7 FOR IRREVENT HUMOR AND GAY SHIT
YOU MUST BE AT LEAST THAT AGE TO VIEW THIS SEXY SHIT
TIME FOR A TT POETRY SLAM
HIP HOP HARRY LOVES TO EAT SHIT
IT GIVES HIM A BIG BONER HIT
AND WHEN HE SEES YOUR FACE
HE TELLS YOU TO SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE
HE MUNCHES AND CRUNCHES TASTY TASTY POOP
AND STARES WHEN A BABIES PANTS DROOP
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THATS LAME
TIME FOR A TRIBUTE TO OUR MEMBERS
JOEY-KAZAAM, OH JOEY-KAZAAM, OH HOW HE MANAGES TO CREATE SUCH SEXY SHIT. THE TRASH TROUPE WOULD HAVE BEEN NOTHING WITHOUT YOU. :)
HE MADE TWO ENTRIES FOR THIS COLLAB.
COMING SOON FROM THE TRASH TROUPE
THE GAY ROBOT COLLAB
WITNESS THE HOMOSEXUAL ROBOTS OF THE FUTURE WHERE NO ONE IS AFRAID TO SHOW THEIR TRUE SEXUAL DESIRES. A MUST SEE.
AND NOW, A DESCRIPTION OF TOUHOU FROM SOME TOUHOU WIKI
The Touhou Project (%u6771%u65B9Project) is a series of 2D (with 3D background) vertically-scrolling danmaku shooting games made by Team Shanghai Alice, with three fighting game spinoffs co-produced with Tasogare Frontier. They are similar to regular shooting games, but focus more on weaving through complex patterns containing anywhere from dozens to hundreds of bullets. Every game in the Touhou series is set in the fantasy land of Gensokyo, and the series is known for its huge cast of characters, well-developed storylines, and related materials such as music CDs, fan-made comics and animated videos made to the music.
AND NOW, AN INDEPTH LOOK AT TOUHOU
COURTESY OF OUR FRIENDS AT WIKIPEDIA
ITS AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN LOOK UP ON WIKIPEDIA
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The Touhou Project (%u6771%u65B9ProjectT%u01 4Dh%u014D Purojekuto?), also known as Toho Project or Project Shrine Maiden, is a Japanese d%u014Djin game series focused on bullet hell shooters made by the one-man developer Team Shanghai Alice, whose sole member, known as ZUN, is responsible for all the graphics, music, and programming for the most part. The Touhou Project began in 1996 with the release of the first game, Highly Responsive to Prayers, developed by the group Amusement Makers for the Japanese NEC PC-9801 series of computers. The next four Touhou games released between August 1997 and December 1998 also were released on the NEC PC-9801. The Touhou Project was inactive for the next three and half years until the first Microsoft Windows Touhou game, The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, was released in August 2002 solely by ZUN after he split from Amusement Makers and started Team Shanghai Alice. Touhou Project became a media franchise spanning a steadily increasing number of official games, in addition to commercial fan books, light novels, and manga.
In the shooting games, the player's bullet power increases on a linear scale as the player collects power-ups dropped by enemies, and eventually maxes out. The player can also collect 'point' icons to earn extra lives; the number needed grows exponentially as the player gains lives. The player can use 'focus', the shift key by default, which slows down the player's movement, makes the collision box visible and (generally; some characters are reversed) focuses the player's attack to make it more powerful. The graze counter, missing from Mountain of Faith, tracks how many bullets entered the character sprite but avoided the collision box, and rewards the player with a score bonus for living on the edge.