We don't actually act like this but it's funny to watch.
You're an alien assassin with some work to do!
This series points out who is a fucking moron, and why!
Part one of two: Rival Builders
(Second part arriving after an Xmas special)
Matt and his kleptomaniac ways force the others to build an extention to their house, they soon find they aren't the only amateur builders in the neighbourhood.
EDIT: Thanks for the shiny award and frontpageage, Muchly appreciated guys!