Ultimate Gear War
Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!
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Hello everyone, HI TOM!
Here's my first submission in nearly 7 years. Sorry about that.
This is a demo of Happy Wheels. Choose your inadequately prepared racer, and ignore severe consequences in your desperate search for victory.
Newgrounds is the first home for Happy Wheels outside of my own site. If you haven't seen it yet, please check out the free full version at totaljerkface.com, where lots of people will be sharing their upsetting contributions.
If you are too lazy to look at the controls menu:
up and down for accelerate and decelerate/reverse
left and right for leaning
spacebar, ctrl, shift for specific character actions
z to eject
once ejected, you can grab onto whatever your hands are touching with spacebar, or press the arrow keys to move into different poses/writhe around on the ground
YOU CAN RESTART WITH ESC, R
Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 8, 2010
Beautiful work.
found this extremely addictive flash game on a game physics forum representing the physics in the game. truly, the most entertaining part, the GIBS. seeing individual body parts flail off from specific damage (very cool). a foot hanging from a single sinew of flesh, that really got too me. now with all the updates your coming out with, sounds, bomb levels (custom made) and hopefully new characters. btw, two more things i have to say. i really like how people can be as vulgar as they like with the level creation, for example, someone made an entire digestive system and you ride on top of a cock, into a girls mouth, into the stomach and through the anus... like... woah. also, just throwing this out there. Playstation 3 DLC game. this would be amazing with a ps3 controller on an HD. lol, sorry for the rant, but i had to get it out. with an idea like this, one could make money. but im sure it's not about the money. its free, expansive, and so much fucking fun. payce
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 8, 2010
Great game, but what about D.I. 2?
Hey! I've been waiting for 7 years now for part 2 of Divine Intervention. WHAT HAPPENS IN THE SUBWAY?
I'm 20 now. This game is brutal and very fun! I just need to get used to the control more
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 8, 2010
I need the full game, now!
This is just completely awesome!
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 8, 2010
good game
its an all and all good game for this type of game
i also figured out that if you go to the first map and pick the bike guy and hit menu when your playing and hit reset twice fast hes able to move with out his bike. i dont know if works for other ppl but i moved him to that land mine and his torso flew off. so all and all its good
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 8, 2010
Finally!
I've been waiting for this to finally show up on newgrounds. Loved playing it on your website and Im gonna love playing it here.