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Sep 3, 2010 | 11:53 AM EDT
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Nastwich 10 Points Make a nasty sandwich.
The Johnny 10 Points Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best Friend 25 Points Best your friend.
Bookworm 25 Points Read EVERYTHING.
Bugged 25 Points Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Destroyer 25 Points Smash EVERYTHING.
Payback 25 Points It's a bitch.
Pusher 25 Points Push the hardest.
Rainmaker 25 Points Make it rain!
Runner 25 Points Win the race.
The Room 25 Points Find it.
Perfect Drug 50 Points Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Quarterback 50 Points Make a perfect pass every time.
Receiver 50 Points Catch the ball every time.
The Machine 50 Points Activate it.
Unsee 50 Points See everything you shouldn't see.

Author Comments

This game is our love letter to the greatest movie ever made.

Please go see "The Room" by Tommy Wiseau. It will change you forever.

Press "f" during play for FullScreen mode.

-- SOLUTIONS TO COMMON COMPLAINTS IN REVIEWS --

WARNING, don't read this if you don't want help or spoilers.

To record everything, buy the recorder and place it on the living room phone.

To cool off, stand near the fridge and open the freezer door.

Reviews


GodOfVideoGamesGodOfVideoGames

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fun game, now here are all the spoon locations

1.Rock Spoon- Screen left of the bank, on the ground near the tipping cart.

2.Flower Spoon- In the left window of the Flower Shop.

3.Time Spoon- In the car on the Cafe.

4.Shank Spoon- In the Prison Cell, on the wall.

5.Wood Spoon- On the bottom of the left tree in the Park Gates.

6.Chlorophyll Spoon- In the right bush in the Park.

7.A.I. Spoon- On the beat box in the Electronics Store.

8.Sinister Spoon- In the torso of the corpse in the Ally.

9.Fire Spoon- In the Fireplace of Mark's Love Shack.

10.Kitchen Spoon- In your Kitchen :P

P.S.
Johnny likes a medium Hot Chocolate.


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CantripGhostCantripGhost

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

perfect!

It's just as bad as the movie, love it!



Hikari12Hikari12

Rated 3 / 5 stars

I'm stuck

I got all the way to the end and I could find Lisa and Mark. I looked all over town too. If anyone knows where to find them, let me know. Still a good game though.



KenzuKenzu

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very Good!

WARNING SPOILERS

Nice game, I liked that the statue at the game looked exactly like me, includung suit and hairstyle. But as soon I saw the portrait of Johny", I realised it must have been a statue of him, but he looks completely different from the statue. Interesting to see how Lisa is placed in the game and a park is named after her. I guess she must be happy about that. I assume she is your gf.

18$ for 12 roses is extremely cheap. Is that the normal price in San Francisco.
Here 12 roses would cost 2 Euros each, that's 36$.

"I'm in America now, I can put other things in a sandwich". => nice one
So what country do you come from?

I liked the sandwich making part.
hint: there is a refrigirator you can open with cheese and some meat.

it's a bit weird that he heard she cheated on him and doesnt talk to her for such a long time.

Now that she cheats, I think she isn't his gf, and is only a creation. Afterall his gf would be really upset about it.

Why can't he afford a house if he has 5.000.000 on his bank account?

I found the repetitive football game annoying after the 2nd time.
Running was fun.

I got stuck after killing 10 people.
A pity the game doesnt let you to advance without killing the people.



CaptainAwesome121090CaptainAwesome121090

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Heh Heh Heh. What A Funny Story.

I did not hit her, that's Bullshit! I did not hit her. I did Not.
Oh hai reader. I did not expect to have a game like this appear so soon, but thankully, this surprise might as well have been gift-wrapped by Mr. Tommy Wiseau himself.

Let me get this out of the way now: Ever since the Nostalgic Critic's review of the movie "The Room" being removed due to 'copyright' and this particular little response of it, Tommy Wiseau and his lines have officially become an internet meme! Now whether or not that's basically awarding him, or digging his own grave is anyone's guess right now.
See where it all basically began and take your guess here:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/vide olinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgi a-critic/26252-the-tommy-wiseau-show

Since this is technically a movie game, I was still expecting to suck some doggy balls, but for a small flash version like this, it's actually worth the time to enjoy. The game's storyline is a weird, wacky one filled with pointless actions, and some hilariously awkward dialogue, but to those who actually saw the movie (...Seriously?!), they would say the game is almost as accurate as Tommy Wiseau's football throwing....almost because it seems that developers, Tom Fulp, JohnnyUtah, and the rest, took the liberty of making some scenes and the overall plot more....interesting, yet still make more sense than the actual movie! Don't believe me, then play through the game and then witness the incredibleness that would even make Chuck Norris wimper at the end of the game! Players traverse through this 'tragic' scene in a small but wonerfully designed 16-bit world, and Chris O' Neill's chip tune BGMs further enhance the mood of the game, but get repetitive eventually.

The game-part however doesn't take a toll just because it's a movie game. The controls are simple enough unless you don't know how to use your mouse yet (in which case, how'd you get here is a mystery). Gameplay takes up inspirations from games like the hilarious simple-minded Pokemon-esque battles, marathon racing, and is similiar to Capcom's 'Dead Rising' series with the replayable-yet somewhat annoying countdown to days-events system, but instead of killing zombies, this game gives you the exhillerating thrill of Going To Work, Throwing Footballs, Paying For Coffee, and Even...Making Sandwiches!!! And let's not forget the most important aspect of all: SPOOOOOOOOOONNSS!!!
That's right! The achievements for this game generally emphasize exploring EVERYTHING in the game, but one of the main changes of this adaptation is the collection of hidden spoons throughout the game. Collect all 10 and you get a special prize. Speaking of special, here's some more

Awesum Tips: Spoon Locations-No not a walkthrough, just a list of all the spoon names, thus maybe giving a clue on their location:
1. Sinister Spoon
2. Rock Spoon
3. Shank Spoon
5. Kitchen Spoon
6. Flower Spoon
7. AI Spoon
8. Time Spoon
9. Tree Spoon
10. Fire Spoon

This is definetly a must-play at least once kind of game for the general audience of Newgrounds, and is a fine tribute to a cult classic of a film. Congratulations. You're my favorite game of the summer. Now I have to throw the football with my doggy now.

$ $ $ $ $
5 SPOOONS out of 5
Review Request Club: WE'LL TEAR YOU APART LISA!!!


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