Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!4.18 / 5.00 15,733 Views
I HOPE YOU LIKE MEDALS!3.83 / 5.00 25,485 Views
Reach the top of the food chain in a larger world3.95 / 5.00 31,985 Views
NOTE: IF SOMEONE COULD CONVERT THIS INTO A VIDEO FORMAT THAT I COULD PUT ON YOUTUBE, I WOULD BE THANKFUL.
EDIT: YEAH MY PREDICTION WAS WRONG. Some asshole named Fuudo won. And Daigo didn't get top 3.
What do you get when you take a professional gamer that only some know about, and try and make a biography about him? It's quite difficult to get anywhere if you've never met him, and you've never heard about his life. In that case you would have to make the whole thing up off the top of your head after chugging a few bottles of moosehead and taking a few tokes of 1 whole weed.
Luckily this wasn't the case for me. I met up with Justin Wong, said professional gamer, and sat down with him in many interviews where he revealed to me his life history, which to my surprise was full of many different degrees of drama, sadness, triumph, and gayness. We would always end our interviews with a cup of hot cocoa, and then a hug. By the end of our sessions, I was able to piece together what makes such an interesting human being tick. And then I made a pretty fuckin' funny cartoon about it.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, The True Biography of Justin Wong.
Disclaimer: This may or may not actually be true.
Gootecks said, "you're a funny guy, [Phinny]... a funny guy"
Sanford Kelly said, "its gdlk. I love it."