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Aug 15, 2010 | 2:38 AM EDT

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Update: This is not about penises. You guys are sick. You know how to turn something innocent and beautiful into something perverse. Go fuck yourselves.

You and your johnson



Rated 5 / 5 stars September 2, 2010

Haha, boat commercial...

Fun Ol' Nights
Dim the lights
Oops, your girl has a Johnson!

AbsintheClock responds:

That dirty ol cunt lied to me!


Rated 5 / 5 stars August 19, 2010


where the fuck can you upload this awesome ass song!? :DDDD

AbsintheClock responds:

Just youtube it. If you can't figure it out from there you dumb as hell boy.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars August 16, 2010


its funny becuz you took a crappy comercial and put some random pics with SC on them C:

AbsintheClock responds:

Well that's too bad I thought your turrent game was swell.


Rated 5 / 5 stars August 16, 2010


the reason its also funny is because your johnson back then was also refeared to your D**k

AbsintheClock responds:

Nah dude it's funny because Lyndon Baines Johnson was a boat.


Rated 5 / 5 stars August 16, 2010

this is hilarious

just cause it made no sense xD

AbsintheClock responds:

Added KFC Prank Call to my favorites.