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Update: This is not about penises. You guys are sick. You know how to turn something innocent and beautiful into something perverse. Go fuck yourselves.
You and your johnson
It must be said
My johnson is in my top 3 favourite johnsons
If I held my johnson any higher it would get hit by an airplane.
Me and my Johnson.
My Johson and me, BFF.
Let's touch Johnsons AbsintheClock
I'm starting a campaign where every clock pierces their johnson together to form a Johnson bridge.
I've had my johnson for waaaaaaaaaaay over fifty years
Prototype model! You devil dog!
This amazing flash has brought me to tears over it's sheer beauty.
When Erik Myers is arrested for drunk driving, he is sentenced to Group Therapy.
A pokemon parody
After a lifetime of captivity, a goldfish finally finds freedom.
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