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Aug 15, 2010 | 2:38 AM EDT

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Update: This is not about penises. You guys are sick. You know how to turn something innocent and beautiful into something perverse. Go fuck yourselves.

You and your johnson

Reviews


biblobiblo

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 15, 2010

It must be said

My johnson is in my top 3 favourite johnsons


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AbsintheClock responds:

If I held my johnson any higher it would get hit by an airplane.


StrangeClockStrangeClock

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 15, 2010

Me and my Johnson.

My Johson and me, BFF.

Let's touch Johnsons AbsintheClock


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AbsintheClock responds:

I'm starting a campaign where every clock pierces their johnson together to form a Johnson bridge.


AnkhClockAnkhClock

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 15, 2010

one problem:

I've had my johnson for waaaaaaaaaaay over fifty years


AbsintheClock responds:

Prototype model! You devil dog!


RandomParadoXRandomParadoX

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 15, 2010

Masterpiece

This amazing flash has brought me to tears over it's sheer beauty.