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Aug 15, 2010 | 2:38 AM EDT

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Update: This is not about penises. You guys are sick. You know how to turn something innocent and beautiful into something perverse. Go fuck yourselves.

You and your johnson



Rated 5 / 5 stars

It must be said

My johnson is in my top 3 favourite johnsons

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AbsintheClock responds:

If I held my johnson any higher it would get hit by an airplane.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Me and my Johnson.

My Johson and me, BFF.

Let's touch Johnsons AbsintheClock

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AbsintheClock responds:

I'm starting a campaign where every clock pierces their johnson together to form a Johnson bridge.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

one problem:

I've had my johnson for waaaaaaaaaaay over fifty years

AbsintheClock responds:

Prototype model! You devil dog!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


This amazing flash has brought me to tears over it's sheer beauty.