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The story of Fernando the Squidhunting Manwhore, a former crack addict on the mend whose only desire is to fight squid.
Fucking awesome as always!
Fernando always had a thing for... "Manly" women. and your trademark sea creature humor never disappoints.
And I'm convinced that Gooseman is Robin with shades!
thanks, glad you liked it!
The Wait was Worth it.
With a name like Sexual Lobster, you know it's going to be good.
In Internet time, it was 1000 years ago that I came upon "Pleasure Island," which robbed me of innocence and took away my ability to sleep. Days and nights of mine would be spent staring hundreds of miles away, into nothingness, my brain consumed by images of men with big boobs and science experiments gone horribly, horribly wrong.
It dawned on me that this wasn't a bad thing at all. I checked out the rest of your stuff, and I was an immediate fan. Today, I'm reminded why.
Your characters have developed into pleasantly baffling archetypes of drug-fueled imagination. I'm not sure if you produce under the influence, but it wouldn't surprise me. That's far from a bad thing, however. There's a real charm to the touching account of a squid-hunting man whore's devastation after his beloved manlady is crushed by a massive crab-walrus-human hybrid. I can't make this stuff up.
The animation is top-notch, and probably the best of any of your submissions I've seen. The voice acting is crisp and clear, and the dialogue is hilarious. It seems like a ton of effort went into this, and while it may not appeal to everybody, you've found a true fan in me. I can't find any faults in this Flash, much less anything that I didn't like, so I'd be remiss in my job as a reviewer to award you anything than full credit.
10 stars, and I'll buy you a beer if we ever cross paths.
thanks very much, Rabid-Animals
and i love your synopsis! i'm glad it managed to touch you in some way.
Best series on Newgrounds.
Seriously, I love you gay long time. The quirky humor, graphics and everything were just right. I wasn't fond of the 3D backdrops at some parts, but everything else was gawjuss. There's such emotion in the acting of these angry ass weirdos and their horrible, horrible walrus lust. Alas, it wasn't as LOL-funny as the last one, and the cliffhanger was pretty ghey, but still enjoyed it. Best thing to come through the portal in weeks.
ASTEROID HURLING TOWARDS EARTH!!!
tasty crunch of yummy cookie crumble
Detective Nwar is one day away from retirement.
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