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Jul 29, 2010 | 11:41 AM EDT
  • Daily 2nd Place July 30, 2010

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"Glotion Sickness"

Joey and Phil overdose on fun after a late-night infomercial sells them an experimental glow-in-the-dark topical cream.

Phil: I just bought a magic bullet.
Joey: Nice! I liked mine okay, but it wore out pretty quick.
Phil: Seems pretty durable to me.
Joey: Yeah, just couldn't match up to the old reliable flesh light.
Phil: Wait, are you talking about sex toys?
Joey: Weren't you?
Phil: No?
Joey: Oh.
Phil: Want a smoothie?

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Rated 5 / 5 stars May 19, 2013

all hail king glowly LOL


Rated 5 / 5 stars December 21, 2012

Glow + Lotion? Huh... Thats cool...


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 25, 2011


the Glotion pimp has spoken

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Rated 5 / 5 stars October 16, 2011


hah funny!


Rated 5 / 5 stars September 11, 2011

decisions decisions....

all hail king glowy........or keep the lights on forever......hmmm

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