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Jul 29, 2010 | 11:41 AM EDT
  • Daily 2nd Place July 30, 2010

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Destructo Box
"Glotion Sickness"

Joey and Phil overdose on fun after a late-night infomercial sells them an experimental glow-in-the-dark topical cream.

Phil: I just bought a magic bullet.
Joey: Nice! I liked mine okay, but it wore out pretty quick.
Phil: Seems pretty durable to me.
Joey: Yeah, just couldn't match up to the old reliable flesh light.
Phil: Wait, are you talking about sex toys?
Joey: Weren't you?
Phil: No?
Joey: Oh.
Phil: Want a smoothie?

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


it didnt make me laugh that much. just not my thing. oh well


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


still, I couldn't read what it said on the tube because it was over a bit fast.

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"Warning: Overuse of this product can cause hallucinations, paranoia, headaches, sentience and diarrhea."


Rated 5 / 5 stars

dont buy glotion


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unless we make it.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Glow Dog Puppy Time..!

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

This is your premise... this is your premise on...

...whatever that was.

Hilarious in a very bizzare way that kinda makes me shiver, lol.

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