Joey and Phil overdose on fun after a late-night infomercial sells them an experimental glow-in-the-dark topical cream.
Phil: I just bought a magic bullet.
Joey: Nice! I liked mine okay, but it wore out pretty quick.
Phil: Seems pretty durable to me.
Joey: Yeah, just couldn't match up to the old reliable flesh light.
Phil: Wait, are you talking about sex toys?
Joey: Weren't you?
Phil: Want a smoothie?
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