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Attempt to pound the particles with your ever larger hard-on. Each level gets harder and faster. Hans, director of the LHC, will guide you through the science.
That was actually kinda funny c:
like snake but with a penis:/
Only germans could do something stupid. In fact it's that stupid, that i laughed at it.
It wasn't what I expected something called "Large Hard-On Collider" would be. Still, the game could be improved to make something much better. For now, 6/10 -- 3/5
i lol'd my ass off!
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