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Jul 26, 2010 | 7:55 PM EDT
  • Daily 2nd Place July 27, 2010

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Dive right in! 5 Points The fastest route isn't always the best one.
Following instructions... 5 Points I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEADSHOT! 5 Points HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
The gambler 5 Points LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Butterfly Effect 10 Points Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
GET OVER HERE! 10 Points Scorpion would be proud.
I'm not dead yet! 10 Points One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
Statuesque 10 Points I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
Thumb up your butt 10 Points What were you doing?
We're gonna need a bigger boat. 25 Points Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!

Author Comments

OH NO! That fat kid is drowning in the pool! I guess Lifeguard Larry had better save him or at least get his corpse out of the pool or something.

In this game you have one minute to take action. Your actions can all lead to different outcomes in this fast and fun, humor game.

OK. so after talking to several people and taking into account all the complaints that people had about the text based controls of the original version I have made this version to be more approachable for the average user.

I also added another medal to the mix can you find out how to get it?



Rated 5 / 5 stars


Im just tring some thing


Rated 5 / 5 stars

another head shot

You can also get the head shot by picking the harpoon up and shooting the rocket ride with it.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

head shot

You get the head shot by hitting the harpoon

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I know how to get the "Head Shot" medal

I know how to get the medal "Head Shot". And good game btw. 10/10 5/5


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Glitched medal

For whatever reason, the 'Headshot!' in-game achievement and NG medal is somewhat glitchy. I'm able to get the "...the bad news is you shot a harpoon through his head" ending, but it never registers with the game on the in-game achievements list, which in turn means no medal awarded.

I've had no problems getting all of the other achievements and medals.