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Jul 14, 2010 | 12:40 PM EDT
  • Daily 3rd Place July 15, 2010

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Destructo Box
"The Destructo Box Fan Drive!"

Destructo Box craves more attention! Give us your puffereies by going to our websites! Also save Alex Clark I guess...

Joey: Did you know, it is a proven fact animation costs 9 million dollars a second!?
Phil: It's a good thing we got the lines of credit we did.
Joey: Credit?
Phil: Yeah, you know, credit cards?
Joey: Oh...
Phil: How have you been paying your bills?
Joey: I'm down to 1 kidney, half a liver and most of my bones are hollow.
Phil: You should try drinking milk. You know, for your bones.
Joey: I'm lactose intolerant.

Be sure to check out more of Alex's Music at: lexClarkMusic


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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good lord!

Bugger and tarnations! That poor man appears to be held captive what? And the only way he is fed is if someone subscribes you say?

I suppose I will have to create hundreds of new accounts to keep him fed while the Special Air Sevice chaps break in and rescue the poor chap!

Oh bugger...did I just leak the plan?


DestructoBox responds:

In no way will your chaps fall into our meticulously plotted traps built just for that occasion. Carry on...



Rated 5 / 5 stars

So... awsome!!!!!

I will subscribe! I will!! Huahuahuahua!!! Just feed Alex, please!! Huahuahuahuahua!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i helped save alex! for now.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Poor Joey.

I shall subscribe to Destructo Box on Youtube so Alex doesn't die! Give him an extra biscuit for me. ;)

DestructoBox responds:

Really appreciate the subscription, but sorry! No extras allowed!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I just fed him 5 biscuits, STAY STRONG ALEX!

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