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The aim of the game is to kill yourself. Achieve this however you can. There are nine different endings.
This game is slightly (very?) bizarre and mostly created to sate my own curiosity regarding how a text adventure might be put together.
A basic text box with some bizarre results. You should include more content, the current game can be finished very quickly.
Hop around the room fapping? Let's not
"are you on crack?'grab razorblade is a stupid thing to do"
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!?That sounds like a terrible idea.
"Are you on a crack? 'stab yourself' is a stupid thing to do.
Dear Missus Bin, what have you done to your friends?
It’s Gideon and Reed’s first escape room and it’s gonna be a blast!
Old-school parody RPG with an epic plot.
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