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Arrow keys: Run. Space: Do Jesus Things.
Made in 4 days for the Experimental Gameplay Project - theme "10 seconds"
This is actually a great game. I was surprised.
Great game, very funny. Despite what some think, I still consider it a justified stab against Christianity, or religion in general. The fact that no matter how many effort you put into the miracles and the apostles you gather in the process, Jesus is still fucked ;)
Spoiler alert, even if you get all 12 apostles, you still die in the end. What a letdown. I want Jesus to have NO crucifixion at the end. NOBODY gets forgiveness! EVERYONE goes to hell for losing in a rigged game with no way to win! But why do you still get 3 apostles even if you don't do anything except get to the end? Is that message that even if you're a complete loser with no accomplishments at all, you're likely to get a bunch of idiots to follow you? I guess he had to run across the ocean so maybe they followed him for that.
This was fun and entertaining. Great job!
YAY I ALSO GOT 12 APOSTLES.!!!
Cheats for 10 seconds-
SPOILER. DON'T LOOK I YOU DON'T WANNA KNOWWW.
Press space to jump out of the cradle.
Jump over the pit to kill satan.
Press space next to each man to give him gold.
Continuously mash your fist on the space to get through the ocean
Jump underneath the outlined box
Press space next to each man to heal him of his ailment.
You will get 12 apostles. :)
I love this game. It is upbeat and quite honestly, I have no idea why it has a T rating. It was in NOO way offensive and I really liked it. It told of the miracles Jesus did while he was alive back then. Thank you for a WONDERFUL game. :) Keep up the good work!
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