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Jun 25, 2010 | 3:27 AM EDT
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Destructo Box
"Time Battles!"

Joey and Phil's quiet afternoon of television is interrupted when an epic battle through time and space materializes in their living room. Christ Scientist! Will the evil reptilian warlord Dimascus finally capture the infamous time bandit Baaron Von Waltkebottom? Will Joey and Phil survive in the wake of their brutal conflict? Is anyone there to fix the cable? Only "time" will tell...

Phil: Hey, check out my new time machine!
Joey: That's a watch.
Phil: It's a cat's face!
Joey: A watch isn't a time machine...
Phil: It's whiskers are the hands!

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Funny Movie with Great Style

This was the first of your submissions that I have watched and I really enjoyed the style due to its unique nature. Most of the jokes were funny; however, things did get somewhat repetitive and slow towards the end.

The animations and effects were good, especially the fire, and other elements in the background. My biggest suggestion would be to increase the pace a bit. The story dragged at parts when I felt as if you could have eliminated some non-value added segments.

DestructoBox responds:

Thanks for the input!
Glad you dig it.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


i dont get why game slike dis on get on first and ridling school doesnt

riddle school pwns all newgrounds D:


Rated 4 / 5 stars

so random

this was crazy


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Funny And FUNNNNNNNYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Certainly clever enough, but the sound quality left something to be desired and the whole thing was a little rough on the delivery. But still, good, not great.