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Jun 25, 2010 | 3:27 AM EDT
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Destructo Box
"Time Battles!"

Joey and Phil's quiet afternoon of television is interrupted when an epic battle through time and space materializes in their living room. Christ Scientist! Will the evil reptilian warlord Dimascus finally capture the infamous time bandit Baaron Von Waltkebottom? Will Joey and Phil survive in the wake of their brutal conflict? Is anyone there to fix the cable? Only "time" will tell...

Phil: Hey, check out my new time machine!
Joey: That's a watch.
Phil: It's a cat's face!
Joey: A watch isn't a time machine...
Phil: It's whiskers are the hands!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars



DestructoBox responds:

Turns out it doesn't get stains out of carpets :'(


Rated 5 / 5 stars


that. was. awesome!!!

DestructoBox responds:

I think this is a quote, but I'll take it as a compliment.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Another NG animator I look forward to seeing, great stuff bro

DestructoBox responds:

Excellent! Thanks for watching! Be sure to check out Joey and Phil's other exploits.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Who the hell doesn't want to get tanked with Abe Lincoln?!

Great work, gents.

DestructoBox responds:

Did you know he talked like Sean Connery? Crazy right!?


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Quite cool!

The most impressive thing about this is obviously the animation and how fantastic it looks when compared to CGI. It is kind of like Appsro's stuff only a bit more advanced. Anyway, there are lots of cool parts in this particularly just seeing them kill the robot monster. I thought it was funny how you ended it by referencing a joke from the very beginning. I would probably feel the same way if that happened, but I would want to tell him the year. That reminds me, I think I need to go and buy some gasoline.

DestructoBox responds:

Thanks for the awesome review! This one was a bitch trying to compress down with all the effects. Glad you enjoyed it ;)