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Jun 25, 2010 | 3:27 AM EDT
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Destructo Box
"Time Battles!"

Joey and Phil's quiet afternoon of television is interrupted when an epic battle through time and space materializes in their living room. Christ Scientist! Will the evil reptilian warlord Dimascus finally capture the infamous time bandit Baaron Von Waltkebottom? Will Joey and Phil survive in the wake of their brutal conflict? Is anyone there to fix the cable? Only "time" will tell...

Phil: Hey, check out my new time machine!
Joey: That's a watch.
Phil: It's a cat's face!
Joey: A watch isn't a time machine...
Phil: It's whiskers are the hands!

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

You are correct, old man.

The human race is, indeed, pain.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

HAVE AT U -pew pew- XD

an asshole that burns ur carpet and leaves fart fumes hmmm -thinks- its in comparison with dirty hookers UH OOOH


Rated 5 / 5 stars


greattt sstufffff guys LOL especially the ninja sword part where did you get a ninja sword?" In china town.. where the ninjas live


Rated 5 / 5 stars

where did you get a ninja sword?

In china town.. where the ninjas live LMAO

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DestructoBox responds:

True Fact.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Why the hell do I keep watching these?

Oh yeah cause they're fucking funny lol yet again nice job!

DestructoBox responds:

Had us worried for a second..

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