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Jun 23, 2010 | 7:24 PM EDT

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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight. /sharedfiles/filedetails/


Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best text based game ever.

Pure genius and just absolutely hilarious!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

type in "die"


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Thankyou for the cheap laughs

game: "You really need to take a shit..."
input- "take shit"
game: "You just shit your pants! Game over!"

I laughed quite a bit


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Funny if you type in "Suicide"!!!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This game brings so many issues to light.

Who are we? Why are we here? Any why must we avoid shitting our pants?
This game is art, pure and simple, before this game, i blindly shat in the toilet without questioning why.

Now when i take a shit i stop and think of the options, perhaps ill leave my pants on, or perhaps i will lightly fart.

Thank you sir, this game has changed my life.

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