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Jun 23, 2010 | 7:24 PM EDT

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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight. /sharedfiles/filedetails/


Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.



Rated 1 / 5 stars

not working?

for some reason this game will not work for me?I don't know why maybe you could fill me in i am typing play and pressing enter and nothing happens i'm not sure why?


Rated 1 / 5 stars

I am a big fan of CDG I think this is BS. Why would you "pull" a door? You transformed a logic problem into a semantic fuckfest. I am not a native speaker but we "open" "unlock" "go through" and "break" the pull it. Nope...not fun at all because this is the only challenge in the game...and a cheap one as well.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

Simple and basic

The score is mainly for coding and the pixel based design. Its nothing too great, nothing special but does give you something to do for a few minutes. Keep working on it and improving.


Rated 1 / 5 stars


Immature and childish.. The only reason i gave it any rating at all was because it is a good example of the old "player command" system. Grow up..


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


i cant type