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Jun 23, 2010 | 7:24 PM EDT

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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight. /sharedfiles/filedetails/


Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


It is a fun game. I did get all of the awards, it would be nice if they were linked to the site. For those who are wondering how to get 6 & & try looking in your pants. I do like these types of games but often find them to be really too short. So if I could say one thing to be improved on here it would be to expand the game to take a bit more time.

In all fairness to the people who think it is stolen the game is over a year old, and your username is not in the credits, nor do you have the site listed in the credits linked to your newground profile. And in all fairness to the author if you go on Kongregate and check you can see that Rete made it last year at some point.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

This game is short and genius

But I miss more creative ways - and more ways in general - to not shit your pants. Getting all awards is quite easy and quickly done, and it was a chuckle - but not a laugh actually.

The "Mr. efficient" and the "So close yet so far" awards were the biggest laughs to me. More stuff like that would have made this a 10, again proving that a good game needn't be "good" to be good... If that makes any sense.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


when playing a video game, depending on if its humerous or not, laughing generally deos not occur do to the fact that not many games can actually make you laugh. for instance, some games could make you smile or snicker, and maybe even get a shrt laugh, butt usaually u dont actually laugh. this game got both a snicker and a smile from me. exellent game, its simple, funny, likable and addicting. i like how you made it a pixxelated game it adds to the funness...i dont think thats a word...the only reason im not givin u a higher rating is becaust this is a text engine game and its supposed to be more interactive. whereas this game has only a handfull of commands, other games such as deathrow have various commands, although deathrow faised a error in the engine built on it. in the sequel if you would like to add some more spice, i suggest adding more commands. all in all, an above average game. :)

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Funny game. Enjoy the whole typing 'genre', hope you work on more games like should be a Scribblenauts flash game!

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

i wrote remove pants, open door but the door is locked -_-'' what am i doing ?