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Jun 23, 2010 | 7:24 PM EDT

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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight. /sharedfiles/filedetails/


Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

To short

Wish there was more to it.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


type die

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Funny game

Achivements 6-7 are diffucult so here's a couple of hints.

Pill, fart, lightly :D


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good Retro Game.

Graphics: -- / 10

Sound: 6 / 10
The sparse sound effects are decent; however there are only two to three noises, which are copied across the whole game; the lack of music also brings the score down.

Gameplay: 8/10
The text parser is a refreshing addition; there are several things you can type to get the same reaction (take off pants, drop pants, remove pants, etc.)

Enjoyability: 7/10
The game is quite enjoyable, but very short. You can easily complete a game in 10 seconds, and the few achievements are easy to obtain as well.

Overall: 7/10
This game is a good way to kill ten minutes, and has some decent replay value.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

lol for life

I can't believe it actualy respnded to "kill self". Oh my this was inventive comedy, but why can't I pee? YOU MISSED A LOAD OF CHANCES AT COMEDY GOLD!!! Seriously I had a blast but this game need more commands

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