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Jun 23, 2010 | 7:24 PM EDT

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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight. /sharedfiles/filedetails/


Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


Yay! I beat it! it took a while, and I cheated off of someone else, but I beat it!
Congrats on the game, It was pretty fun to play =)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

so funny!

still can't get # 5 tho:s

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

why won't you take a shit!!!! D:


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I loved it 10/10 5/5. I almost got shit king on my own but the last 2 were tough and i had to read the reviews.

*******Spoiler Alert******

both inevitables are take pills and then survive 40 seconds (figure that out on your own)
Sep-poo-ku is to win by death
There are also two that mean just type shit at the beginning
#4 is take a shit on the toilet with pants :(
#9 is to take off your pants and then play the waiting game
Final award: Become the master of all the awards

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

cool secret

nice way to think outside the box. type "soft fart" to get another full minute