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Jun 23, 2010 | 7:24 PM EDT

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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight. /sharedfiles/filedetails/


Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


Old game, but to say at least, it's still a funny game.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fun game

I sat on the toilet without my pants on, then farted gently 3 times. The game told me I'd shat my pants


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Type fart when playing, its hilarious

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


One of the best and funniest games here. Of course he got his ils from burger king. My favorite thing is take pills, fart lightly then wait.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Here's some quotes for the box cover:

"The most imaginative way to solve your fecal urgency"
"Never has shitting your pants been so much fun"
"Proofs that a game about shit does not have to be shit itself"
"Everybody poops - not everybody poops their pants"
">>Don't shit your pants<< is educational typing fun for all ages, with a clever anti-drug-message"

This game achieves everything it wants to be, it's creative way of solving the premise are great fun.

Really, the only problem I have with it, is that when you take the pills, fart slightly and take off your pants, you magically put on your pants again when the pills take effect.

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