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Jun 23, 2010 | 7:24 PM EDT

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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight. /sharedfiles/filedetails/


Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


OMG this is hilarious but really short. btw if you type "open door" and then type "shit like only god himself can" he will instantly get on the toilet and shit.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

"A survival horror game"

LOL nice description, it's horrifying and possibly deadly to shit your pants.

I like these kinds of games, you can make something really epic if you expand on the idea and have him able to go to different rooms, maybe he helps other people shit, or you have to find toilet paper to wipe your dirty ass. Meanwhile a girl wants to go on a date with you but you smell like shit so you have to spray on perfume to cover up the shitty smell and then she sucks you off so fast and hard and you win when you ejaculate down her sexy throat!!! fuck im horny now lol


Rated 5 / 5 stars


He wears a crown when you beat the game


Rated 5 / 5 stars


This game is pretty old, I remember the original. Guess this is just an update with medals?


Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is absolutely hilarious! XD Type "break"