Don't Shit Your Pants

rated 4.32 / 5 stars
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Jun 23, 2010 | 7:24 PM EDT

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Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Still Fun

A bit old, but still a goodie.
There are no other submissions of Don't Shit Your Pants on Newgrounds, and the one who posted it on Kongregate is named Rete as well, so I don't see how folk could see this as stolen.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

lmao i laughed pretty hard

:D you haters suck


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i dont know how you guys can hate this

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Rated 3 / 5 stars

Fun for the moment

This is really alright I guess, ignoring the theme of the game.
The graphics are good and the game recognized most of the commands I tried. One example of something that perhaps should had worked is "turn doorknob", but I can accept that it's a door that doesn't open by itself when you turn the knob. To get more commands in the game you could had let someone try the game before release, let them mail you what commands they tried and then add them to the game.
Overall the game does have polish though - and successful humor.

Entertaining and quite creative, but still only a short game so it's hardly a 10/10 candidate in my book. 6/10 will have to do.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

thats hilarious.

loved the "kill yourself" thing.

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