Ultimate Gear War
Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!
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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!
Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.
If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight.
http://steamcommunity.com /sharedfiles/filedetails/
?id=136969358
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Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.
This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.
If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.
Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!
*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.
If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.
*****THIS WAS UPLOADED BY THE ORIGINAL CREATORS*****
This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.
Reviews
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars June 24, 2010
This game is short and genius
But I miss more creative ways - and more ways in general - to not shit your pants. Getting all awards is quite easy and quickly done, and it was a chuckle - but not a laugh actually.
The "Mr. efficient" and the "So close yet so far" awards were the biggest laughs to me. More stuff like that would have made this a 10, again proving that a good game needn't be "good" to be good... If that makes any sense.
Rated 5 / 5 stars June 24, 2010
Hilarlious
I'm too immature for this game. I just couldn't stop laughing, unless I was just too tired. It was a good game and I made it to "shit king".
Rated 5 / 5 stars June 24, 2010
Nice!
I like it! and here's the walkthrough for ya :)
thinking and shitting inside the box: type pull door, pants off, shit toilet then shit
Mr.Efficient: type pants off, type shit
shitting 101: type shit
shitting at the starting gun: before you type play... type shit
so close yet so far: type pull door, sit toilet , shit
sep-poo-ku: type suicide
holding off the inevitable: type fart gently, take pills and wait till timer runs out
the inevitable: you will get it when you finish the holding off the inevitable award
slow typer: type pants off and wait till timer runs out
hope this helps ^^
Rated 5 / 5 stars June 24, 2010
easter egg
there is an easter egg just type Don't Shit Your Pants and it says you do it any way game over
Rated 4 / 5 stars June 24, 2010
wow
Did you know if you sit on the toilet with your pants off you shit on the floor