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Jun 23, 2010 | 7:24 PM EDT

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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight. /sharedfiles/filedetails/


Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


I really liked it. It's a good idea and was funny, yet there are so few games like this on Interwebs :(.... I hope to see more games like this, that would be awesome. :)

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome simplicity.

Haha, type-in command games are awesome.
Especially when they concern the ability to use a toilet, the ability to die upon command, the ability to wear a crown when you've played too much!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


lol funny game. Weird and pointless but funny.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


i try so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't ever matter

award 6 and 7 are awesome, great job lol

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Childish :P

This made me lol so hard xD
Will there be a sequel ?

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