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Jun 23, 2010 | 7:24 PM EDT

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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight. /sharedfiles/filedetails/


Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

fun ass game but i never got the medals but i got everything else T+T


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Tp ose pills: fart softly - take pills - wait


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great game

To beat it enter in this way


Take off pants

Pull door

Sit on toilet



Rated 5 / 5 stars

This game dares to makes fun of one of the most unforgiving, painful and frequent horrors one is to experience in everyday life, therefore I give it 5/5.

One of the few horror survival games/movies where it would make not much of a difference if it was based on a true story.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

dunno how but i win i think by take off pants and wait timer end