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Jun 23, 2010 | 7:24 PM EDT

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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight. /sharedfiles/filedetails/


Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


great game,btw theres a bug when you move your mouse on a achievments text and scroll up/down you can move the txt


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good One.

Perfect, hysterical. There is nothing you can do to make this better. Thank you.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I like this game

I love easy and fun games like this. Don't have anything more to say.

P.S.: type in "Play" in main menu


Rated 5 / 5 stars

So, when is the GOTY edition coming out?

Ah, this takes me back to the good old days. It reminds me of the Hugo games for DOS. It's freakin' hilarious, and right on the money with the oversimplified pixelart.
So, can we expect a sequel; don't pee your pants?


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I love games like these. They make me ride my roflcopter to lolgasm town. Thanks for making this amazing game. It's not often I enjoy playing Flash games, but you accomplished in making me lol. I show this to alot of my friends because it is so god damn funny. I hope to see more from you, and hopefully more games like this.

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