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Jun 23, 2010 | 7:24 PM EDT

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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight. /sharedfiles/filedetails/


Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Funny and definitely a story I've never seen before :P and @ draco573 you type in play to start the game it tells you in the beginning screen so read the instructions before you rate a game 0


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This just got released here?

I've played this on other sites, but it's new on here.

Oh well, I hope I don't shit my pants this time.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Every once in a while someone puts these kinda games on NG thats not good, not bad.. but you just get addicted! and for some reason there usually pixels :D This game has got to have one of the STUPIDEST story an goal EVER! BUT ITS AWESOME! there should be more of these type to do something games :D

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


"I don't know how to stop drinking and get a job"

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

You shat out gold.

That was the most retarded, immature, nonsensical game I ever played. And by god I adore it to death. The idea is so stupid and so hilarious, you gotta love it. I liked trying to find the other hilarious endings. The simple 80s-ish graphics were nice too. Good replay value. Theres not much to it, but I love it to death for what it is! I hope there will be a sequel!