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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!
Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.
If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight.
Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.
This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.
If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.
Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!
*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.
If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.
*****THIS WAS UPLOADED BY THE ORIGINAL CREATORS*****
This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.
Here some secrets: type Play, then type Don't shit your pants.
type Play, then type Kick
VERY funny game. Loved it, and have recommended it to friends for a laugh. The "typing only" gameplay was awesome. The graphics also remind me of Holiday Sim, another game here on Newgrounds. Nice job, awesome game.
Fucking love this game!!! Ever since I was little (at least 7 or 8) I loved lying to my parents that I was going on a game for kids my age, but I would ALWAYS come and play this game!!! xD
pull door, take off pants, sit on toilet, shit
type shit at start
take off pants, shit
To get Shit king :
Type shit at the beginning instead of play :3
this is some srs shit GG xD
The darkly comedic strategy RPG continues.
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