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Jun 23, 2010 | 7:24 PM EDT

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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight. /sharedfiles/filedetails/


Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.



Rated 2 / 5 stars

not so good

having a cool game name like dont shit your pants sounds fun but really it isnt i cant figure out what to do but shit on the floor and 0 extra for graphics


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Me not smart.

I tried to figure this out with pure logic and memories of previous quick thinking adventure games, but i never thought of just removing my pants. Don't shit in your pants, okay, just remove them, instant success.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Amazing, just amazing.

One of the best games on NG by far. Had me laughing the entire time.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

lol a couple gliches

like...if you sit on the toilet, pants down, ALL READY TO POOP...but dont type poop, shit, poo...just let the time run out, you magically teleport over to the first room and poop on the floor instead of in the toilet. it made me laugh.

Needs to be a little longer. are you going to make any more?


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I expected this to suck, which it did, but in a good way. I jus have to quote one of the other reviews: I love games like these. They make me ride my roflcopter to lolgasm town. Funny shit! 9/10

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