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Jun 23, 2010 | 7:24 PM EDT

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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight. /sharedfiles/filedetails/


Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


1 word:EPIC GAME


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I can't figure out how to do 6 or 7, anyone know how?


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Yay! I beat it! it took a while, and I cheated off of someone else, but I beat it!
Congrats on the game, It was pretty fun to play =)


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


All I could figure out how to do was take off his pants and shit on the floor. The door wouldn't budge.


Rated 0 / 5 stars


I can't get the damn thing to start. It looks fun, but I can't play it. I've tried putting play without quotations, and play with, I've tried playenter, stupidly enough, but no matter what I do, I can't get the game started. None of the commands work.