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Jun 23, 2010 | 7:24 PM EDT

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A call to all our fans! Our latest game has been announced!

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated Castlevania with an in-depth heritage system. super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If enjoyed the games made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give us a vote on Greenlight. /sharedfiles/filedetails/


Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.

If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.

If you don't like typing swear words, poo, plop, dump, and so on all work as well.

This game was not stolen. We asked Tom Fulp to take down the fake, and we put up the original one with medals.



Rated 4 / 5 stars

cheating time! >XD

1) Drop pants, pull door, enter bathroom, shit (medal get)
2) Drop pants, shit
3) Shit
4) Pull door, enter bathroom, shit
5) Die
6) Fart lightly, look pants, take pill, (wait)
7) 6, then wait some more
8) Shit instead of Play at the start
9) Let time run out

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ah man LOL

Whenever I'm feelin down, I'll just play this game.
No joke this is probably the best game on Newgrounds.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I dont think I've ever loved a game so much

Ahhhh this is awesome lol. I usually suck on the games where you type commands cos I can never ever think of anything, but I did well this time lol. Annoyingly though I had to find the answers to get awards 6 and 7 >.<


Rated 5 / 5 stars

So many keyboard commands!

It's perfect. absolutely perfect. I told him to kill himself XD

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I shit my pants

Shiting 101: best award ever