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Jun 20, 2010 | 9:44 PM EDT

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Voiced and drawn by Cards-n-toons residents Mark and Heidi, this idea came from a list of failed children's books circulating some years ago.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

so in the end...

why the heck do girls (esp middle school girls and above) spell come as cum!?!?

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

holy fuck

every time i read a children story i see the word seamen cock and pussy and i just dont know why thay make book like this that really know how to mess up kids minds thats why kids that are in the age of 12 and 7 masterbate we blame cookie monster for getting our kids to do drugs.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

i got 1

fanny has a party, dick cums

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Ha Ha

That was actually pretty good I like that kind of style of comedy.