Score: 9
"Actually it's portuguese."
date: October 16, 2006
I know it cause I'm brazilian, (by the way, for all the morons who didn't know, brazilians' native language is PORTUGUESE, like all other crappy countries like Angola and Portugal, AND NOT SPANISH!) and its speech was(SPOILER AHEAD although probably none of you will understand what they say):
Another calm day in Afghanistan.
(Sign) In portuguese, the pronounciation of "tur" is Identical to english pronounciation of "tour". Although that was probably pretty obvious.
Bush: Where's Osama Bin Laden?
Osama(in crappy arabic): There he is.
Bush: Thank you, bearded man.
Osama(crappy arabic): Thanks for killing osama! In retribution we'll give you a free jet ride back home to the U.S..
Bush: Yay! Yahoo! I killed Bin Laden! Yeeee!
(final lines)
Bush: Holy fu#k! Bearded Son of a bi#ch!!!