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Jun 8, 2010 | 12:22 PM EDT
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AAAARRG!! 5 Points Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Destruction 5 Points Kill over 50 Gnomes
Meet the Mage Master 5 Points Fight the Boss in ACT I
Warm Up 5 Points Complete the Tutorial Level
Accidental Archeologist 10 Points Discover ancient Skull Statues
ACT I 10 Points Complete Act I
Power Kill 10 Points Kill a Gnome in one hit
ACT II 25 Points Complete Act II
Bash the Boar 25 Points Fight the Boss in ACT II
Blood Lust 25 Points Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Mass Destruction 25 Points Kill over 100 Gnomes
ACT III 50 Points Complete Act III
Fight the Freak 50 Points Fight the Boss in ACT III
Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
ACT IV 100 Points Complete the Game!
Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points Fight the Gnome King!
Convenience Mining 100 Points Collect 15 Precious Gems
Sword Connoisseur 100 Points Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
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Author Comments

There's a lot to say about this game so I'll categorize it for you :)

some people have come across a 'black screen' at certain points in the game. at the moment the only conclusions we have is update your flash player, refresh/restart and try again. please don't vote it down because of small issues. :)

the bosses might be very hard for some people, please keep in mind that's a GOOD thing, lol, if you cant figure out how to kill them (boss 2 and 3 can be frustrating) please understand, there's unique strategies to kill each boss, and once you figure it out, it's easy :) just think outside of the box!

Entails 4 acts, 13 epic levels, 4 bosses, hundreds of weapons, enemies, traps and hidden goodies!

sorry it's so big, we did HEAPS of optimizing and 18 megs is as low as we can get it!

ALL audio and in game controls are customizable, in both the main menu and in game menu, under the settings button.

I can not begin to describe the amount of hard work that has gone into this game, in every aspect, a team I'm SO grateful to have had the honor of working with. Please show them your support, they really are brilliant. HUGE work days, not to mention the work loads!

All i can say is I REALLY hope you guys enjoy this! I know I need to do more episodes (and I will!), but I have done everything in my power to make this the most exciting, entertaining, story driven adventure i possibly could!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

how awsome is this?!

gotta tell you one of the best out there. and yes,my mom did chose this over my drunken dad :P
i just finished the game and i want to play again but before i will im writing this review...
the bosses are tough but dont let anyone tell you there too hard,they were perfectly you said: there's unique strategies to kill each boss, and once you figure it out, it's easy!
to get over the boar i had to avoid him for like 2 minutes till i got the point of taking the spears he drops and throw back at him
the arena monster killed me like 10 times till i realized i need to throw the fruit at him and jump over when he charge
and the gnome king,dont get me started... killed me like 20+ times... killed him mostly using rage and infinite health so he wont sit on me ><
these three bosses was hard as hell,but that what makes it fun! and another thing i liked about this game is that you gave people the chance to practice at it even before it started! (with the two mini-games you set up before this one)
so in 2 words:pure win :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome game

The bosses are sure tricky but that's what makes the game last longer somehow beside this the game is totally great i especially enjoyed the cutscenes that were all without exception hilarious ( except the ending that was weird ) xD


Rated 5 / 5 stars

good game....

but how do you kill the fucking boar rider


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

It was good

To beat the zombie boss
Attack him 3 hits then move back throw him a stone attack him again throw stone then move back then do the run jump attack. When he jump just he will move to the other side and start running towards you while attack so be ready so before he reach you. You can run over him.
Then proceed like the beginning till your fury meter is up then continue to attack him and throw him stones don't do jump attack if you have fury meter just continue attacking him.till he got you in the corner before he can reach you and attack in the corner turn fury on and attack him hard while jumping he will jump to the other side so when he jump hurry up and run toward the other side and get in front of him and continue to attack him he will drag you to the corner then he will jump backwards the second time do not get close attack if your furry meter is below 25% just jump over him and continue attack him and use the same strategy I have just told you already.
-Fruits are great when they hit you they give you a lot of furry meter.
-If he hits you once he will lower all your hp to 1 and give you full Furry meter so take advantage of that furry meter
-Don't let him get too close to you if he does you will not have enough space to do the run jump attack and the attack will fail and you will get almost killed

Your game was good but I still would prefer a shop to buy armor & weapons instead or random weapons.
Also add more story, a town, npc to talk to,stats maybe, level up system, party members. Your game has a lot of potential and it can be a lot better


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Amazing. groundbreaking. but the only thing is that I can't get past the end. The part where there is the cliff- y'know, you fall in after the Freak fight- and at the end there is a dead end. Wtf do I do?

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