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God commands Abraham to kill his son for some reason.
Frontpag'd on 6/2/10
Written, Animated and Voiced by Sam T
Isaac Voiced By
Nick Sumbles - FatKidWitAJetPak
Narrator Voiced by
Jeffrey Wisenbaugh II
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I just had to read the reviews cause I knew all SORTS of religious nuts would be commenting! :D Quick shout out to all of you, especially, milleniumangels or whatever his name is, what you call faith is infact blind obedience. What? Murder and genocide is bad unless its a direct command from someone with in your religious hierarchy? Yeah, very morally conscientious. I know the bible inside and out being born into a catholic family, its all bull. All of it the most entertaining arse gravy you will ever come across. But none of that really matters because in the end, and this really is the important part here, in the end God is about as real as Santa Claus. You're worshipping a grander version of the easter bunny. Deal with it.
Rofl, i like ;)
Excellent as always :) had a good laugh. I love the way he takes it when he is told whats up.
You can boohoo all you wan't and rate me down. But old testament and new testament are 2 entirely different things with entirely different beliefs and messages to send. This is old testament. In the new testament he offered himself instead of other human beings(jesus). Of course you can make a mockery out of that one, the way it would be played out is obvious.
You say you're coming from a catholic church, then yea, i agree.. its bullshit. Paying the church to let go of your sins, or doing a sign over your face and chest X number of times doesn't seem like the actual way to get ahead. I've seen a guy put his hand upon another person and say "you're purified" and as a believing christian i almost vomited, ppl like that make me sick, don't confuse extremists with believers. Just feel sorry about your sins, keep them to a minimum and try to lead a just life, noone can expect any more of you, you're human.
Great, its so funny
Really like Messed-Up Bible Stories, but you should really make them more often, i cant wait to see the Virgin Marry one...and the guy below me, lighten up, its only a joke
i'm cathlik and i still find that halaryus. that and i never got that story any way. you shood do some from revalation or something. that wood be funny.
YES!!! I'M NOT CRAZY!!!!
FINALLY!!!!!! Someone else is seeing Yahweh for what he is! A Sadistic, Egotistical Tyrant! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!! I'M NOT CRAZY!!!1
Ya, he's an ass in Genesis. lol
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