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May 26, 2010 | 10:30 PM EDT

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Author Comments

In 2003, I submitted a flash that took NG by storm and won a daily portal and weekly 5th and popularized a series that would go on to win many NG awards. I have now taken the flash and modified it for 2010, so a new generation can enjoy this masterpiece. Enjoy this tutorial on How Not to Get Your Flash Blammed!

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Original Commentary:
The title of this flash is actually "How not to get your flash Blammed." Unfortunately, NG placed a limit on title length ever since people flooded the title board.

Well anyways this is the 2nd flash in they "How Not to" series (*8th flash overall) and hopefully it will help in the embetterment of Newgrounds.

And to all those goons who might be watching, yes I did give SA credit in the end for the picture, and yes I am protected.

Reviews


ShadowriterShadowriter

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very nice and informative sir, thank you.



psychochick52psychochick52

Rated 4 / 5 stars

ok i get it

I understand the penis blips are a joke but it did make the fact you said no porn in your tips ironic. I don't mind gag submissions now and then but are you planning on making anything new? I hope that doesn't sound rude its just that I think you can make some good stuff.


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JujubeLock responds:

I've been working on a collaboration with someone off and on for some odd number of months. I am hoping to release it this fall or early next year. The run time will probably be +10 minutes.


DannyPDannyP

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Another Lock Day, another flood of... wait

The humour was decent and all the points were very true. I'd say it would be nice if every newb could see this, but that would mean making them sit through some generic Lock crap as far as the visuals and audio go. A good idea for a movie, a good script, and good use of screenshots. It's a shame this is a Lock movie.

Lock Day's turn out was about as good as what the shitty krew does daily. At least you guys usually put a little more effort in, but it's still the same old Lock/Clock/Glock/Sock/Block/Shock/Shl ock shit with basically no effort in animation, annoying machine voices instead of real voice acting, and the constant need to remind people "Hey, we used to pump garbage like this out on a very regular basis and we just wanted to remind everyone that Newgrounds remembers and acknowledges our name due to our INYOURPORTAL edge that any random group of idiots could copy (and they did!)."
I dunno how much you modified from your original, but the thought of it being any worse is a real put off. I'm guessing it's a clone, though. You didn't even change "Macromedia Flash" to "Adobe Flash".


JujubeLock responds:

The difference was the added flashing penis shots. "A good idea for a movie, a good script, and good use of screenshots. It's a shame this is a Lock movie." Someone sounds like a bigot.


MJOLNIRchief90MJOLNIRchief90

Rated 3 / 5 stars

The flashing penis ruined it.

It was a really good flash except for that badly drawn flashing penis (which made my head hurt and I think I need to lie down now). It was well animated, audio wasn't bad, and it was funny as hell. I beseech you. Take out that penis frame from the flash, and you'll have something 7 times better.


JujubeLock responds:

The only difference between this and the original is the flashing penis that was the joke. I obviously know it would have done better without the flashing penis because the original won a daily portal and a weekly fifth.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /183080


SevwotanSevwotan

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Interesting,

The voice was kind of annoying, and the subliminal porn is not needed.

Audio is low quality too.


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JujubeLock responds:

I don't think you get it.