Eulogy For: Yes & No

(Score at Death: 4.09/5.00)

This submission was BLAMMED by our users.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

06/06/02 – 08/20/08


Submitted by <deleted> with the following comments:

Learn the dos and don'ts to driving.

Score: 8
struma

"Finally!"

by: struma
date: June 6, 2002

Yepp. That's one stylistic motherfreaker! I love the top-down, O.J Simpson-cam. Very nice comically reduced driving school-graphics. Extremly good soundwork. Original theme. Educational. Well narrated. Fun. Need I go on?


Score: 10
RidgwayClock

"heh"

date: June 6, 2002

In the words of many mise men "Me rikey velly much" it was clever, I enjoied it.
-Teh Ridg


Score: 10
t-4-tailz

"Funny man"

date: June 6, 2002

Watch this every 1 this is so funny


Score: 10
47K

"LMFAO!!!!"

by: 47K
date: June 6, 2002

XD That was AWESOME! XD XD


Score: 10
Skeptical-Mind

"hehe hehe"

date: June 6, 2002

The graphics were perfect for its style...
Sounds were... excellently perfect...
god it was cool


Score: 10
TechnoJoe504

"I LOVE IT!"

date: June 6, 2002

Simply halarious! I loved every moment of it! And as for holopaineniiro... I've seen some of your movies... and you shouldn't even start to say that this is a bad one.


Score: 9
Mystickid

"No"

date: June 6, 2002

it's totaly funny


Score: 9
superclay

"IS FUNY"

date: June 6, 2002

IS FUNY I LOVET


Score: 9
Gohan-da-saiyan

"That was funny!"

date: June 6, 2002

Two words:
Fucking hillarious!
One of the funniest movies I have seen
 
Another two words:
BAD BOY!
Taking other peoples movies is BAD and could get you BANNED from NG.


Score: 9
asuaaron

"Very Funny"

date: June 6, 2002

That was really creative!


Score: 10
PriKedELiK

"YHAYYYY"

date: June 6, 2002

i'm happy!
a Bruno Bozzetto account was created on NG!

:)


Score: 9
Comorat

"I laughed my ass off...."

date: June 6, 2002

No really, I just kept laughing and it fell off. Im gonna go get it sewn back on now. LOL
Living in southern California I can really appreciate this, its so very true it's scary. LOL Great job on this, I loved it.


Score: 10
Kawolski

"Definite must-see!"

date: June 6, 2002

VERY nice!! I'm so impressed I'm compelled to write a review and give you a 10 and vote 5!


Score: 10
Jinmu

"nice work"

by: Jinmu
date: June 6, 2002

This was nice and original. Humor worked well and me being someone who is learning to drive, I’ll take note of it all ;)


Score: 10
trunks62

"Actually"

date: June 6, 2002

Never ever listen to people about driving.
Unless you are one of those yes people


Score: 10
eastry

"oh mygosh"

by: eastry
date: June 6, 2002

That was one of the most fricken halarious things I've ever seen. I loved the music and the graphic style, and the ideas were great and original. Oh man, awesome!!


Score: 10
Tearis

"I liked this movie"

by: Tearis
date: June 6, 2002

This movie is really cool. I've seen a lot of flashes that don't make any sense but this one does by far make the most sense. Keep it up.


Score: 10
ZeekSlider

"Political Incorrectness, yet TRUE!"

date: June 6, 2002

Funny thing is, where I live, that's how much of the people drive. Love it!


Score: 10
clone351

"funi"

date: June 6, 2002

this was pretty damn funny


Score: 9
BulletTooth

"THIS ROCKS!!! 4 Thumbs UP!"

date: June 6, 2002

This is one of the best NG movies I ever saw. Funny as hell!


Score: 7
Pantherstrider

"Hysterical!"

date: June 6, 2002

File this one under eduacational! There was music throughout the entire movie. The length was perfect, not too long not to shortly lived. Looking forward too watching more by the same author... Bruno Bozzetto nice job.
Also the cartoony aspect was a very nice touch.


Score: 9
CameronTisi

"Great!!!"

date: June 6, 2002

That was great with good animation and a really good idea that was a great flash movie...Keep up the good work!!


Score: 4
pauliojr

"Too run on...."

date: June 6, 2002

BLAH,BLAH,BLAH, YES,NO,YES,NO,.. It was ok, I just got really bored. I don't know why everyone liked it so much. Just your average piece of shit submission from the portal.


Score: 9
8EHiND

"Very Solid Performance."

by: 8EHiND
date: June 6, 2002

That was fantastic, definatly one of the best portal submissions out there. It's quite a hoot. Great music and sound, good graphics, and great humor. Except in Australia we drive on the left side of the road unless your in a old 'stang.


Score: 10
PointsofAuthority

"Awesome!!! This is God-like!!! Beautiful!!!"

date: June 7, 2002

Very cool!!! The humor was all there!!! Nice work!!! Great job!!! Keep it up!!!


Score: 8
Brinker

"Too True!"

date: June 7, 2002

Wonderful sense of the irony inherit in life. That was terrific, and all too true.


Score: 10
cmbdeyes

"why isn't this guy doing more?!?"

date: June 7, 2002

Ok, let me explain why my overall is better than damn near any one of the ratings that create the overall...BECAUSE IT WAS THAT FUCKING GOOD!! This just proves that you don't have to have great graphics to make a great flick... And anyone who doesn't understand the humor in this probably isn't even old enough to drive. Please make some more stuff, I'm verklempt, talk amongst yourselves.....


Score: 10
Muffet

"Plain awesome"

by: Muffet
date: June 7, 2002

One of the most well though out pieces of flash ive seen. Those who dont find this funny, prob dont drive, so ignor them. Top stuff


Score: 8
The-Chow

"Just plain awesome"

date: June 7, 2002

The music was nice and goofy. It fit the movie perfectly. The graphics didn't look nice, but they were well looked-after in their style; they moved well, in other words. Somewhat violent, but no interactivity whatsoever that I could find. Funny, though.


Score: 10
Stuzoo

"Hahahah Funny Shit"

by: Stuzoo
date: June 7, 2002

Nice Stuff there Make more!! Love that shit


Score: 8
sinner2084

"nice edjamakational"

date: June 7, 2002

er but like i got a little confused as to what was no and what was yes exactly...cuz like those other cars pull up when u show good i think...and like what are the point of those i didnt get that


Score: 8
OnscreeN

"funnay"

date: June 7, 2002

nice could of been better though.


Score: 7
Racetech

"Takes me back to drivers ed."

date: June 7, 2002

The square graphics are a little lame but the ridiculous nature og the green idiot for the right way is great. especially when he gets hit by the truck changing lanes or when the handicapped guy beats the hell out of his car


Score: 10
yokemeke

"That was fuckin funny!!!!"

date: June 7, 2002

Could use a little work on the graphics though........


Score: 10
ebailey

"Great!"

date: June 7, 2002

Funny and Original...I hope you make a part 2 3 4 5 6 etc. Graphics are great!


Score: 10
ChAiNz

"SOOOO TRUE!"

by: ChAiNz
date: June 7, 2002

Awesome movie that although humorous, is sadly so true. I could forsee a "Yes & No" Series...why stick with just driving when there are thousands of topics this could cover...Great Job!


Score: 10
d3jp

"There's another way to drive?"

by: d3jp
date: June 7, 2002

Great animation. That kicked ass. Any plans for another Yes/No?


Score: 10
Jenn

"this was awesome"

by: Jenn
date: June 7, 2002

everything in the movie just went together so well, and it was so funny! the music fit perfectly at the right times, and the visual style was very simplistic yet really fit the tone of the whole thing. you don't need to have gorgeous detailed drawings to make good Flash. this was awesome, make another one!!


Score: 8
MovieCritic

"Creative"

date: June 7, 2002

This really reminds me of my childhood when I used to watch the Animaniacs on TV.Once in a while, the network puts in a little cartoon featuring whats a good idea and a bad idea.Maybe some of you still dunno what I'm talkin about, but this is still very creative.


Score: 9
Peroguie

"Funny ass shit"

date: June 7, 2002

This was hilarious reminds of the sideshow on animaniacs. Awsome job.


Score: 8
DarkHorse

"HEHEHE"

date: June 7, 2002

Reminds me of people I know......no not me, what are you thinking of?


Score: 10
sr-frogs

"beautiful"

date: June 7, 2002

A very nice piece of work! felicitaciones....muy buen trabajo


Score: 8
YoinK

"uh...."

by: YoinK
date: June 7, 2002

not bad... i don't have my license yet.. i plan on getting one in the summer... i hope driving isn't exactly like the way you've shown it with your movie... seems like it can be quite stressful at times. heh.. NICE MOVIE.. i thought it was kinda funny. ;)


Score: 10
Sol-Leks

"Wow!"

date: June 7, 2002

I've seen the light, this is beautiful. Qute little animation that explains it all :)
Very nice job.


Score: 10
snake45

"haha"

date: June 9, 2002

yay another sadistic author ^-^


Score: 9
InstrumentOfDoom

"Good"

date: June 10, 2002

I think this shows how funny an ironic flash movie can be.


Score: 9
FunkinAround

"Wow"

date: June 11, 2002

Showing the irony in yes and no driving, really it's a very smart flash. Something we don't see often, probably one of my favorites.


Score: 9
rvyn

"wow"

by: rvyn
date: June 12, 2002

best use of music in a flash ever. i hope this was original music, it just worked so perfectly. and the animation itself was none too shabby either.


Score: 10
b0nkster

"1337 or "muy bueno" in italian"

date: June 12, 2002

that was sweetness. great movie. you gotta watch this. he should do a movie on female drivers.
MUY BUENO SENOR


Score: 10
MuffinB

"ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

date: June 12, 2002

WOWOWOWOWOW! Now I wonder why there aren't a higher mark than 5! this movie is worth 7 or 8... maybe even 10! the best movie I've seen so far! And the sound in this movie is perfect!!!!!! You rock DUDE! I want another one like that! ahhaha! ;)


Score: 9
SuperMaul

"Very, very cool movie ;)"

date: June 12, 2002

Nice work. Everything seems to work really well. Very funny, good music, appropirate graphics. Just plain awesome.


Score: 7
Tobberoth

"Haha nice idea!"

date: June 12, 2002

Cool idea and really nice music. Not mega nice graphics but they fit well. This one is really worth a watch!


Score: 7
king-of-monra

"This was..."

date: June 12, 2002

Fun, I like it:).


Score: 9
TheMaskedYugoslavian

"very good"

date: June 12, 2002

my favorite was the last one, mainly because its so true. What in the blue fuck are they thinking when they post a 30 mph limit on a straight, flat road?


Score: 9
Midnight-Monza

"great material, very funny too"

date: June 12, 2002

loved the ideas put into it.they happen all the time, "murphys law".


Score: 9
GrUnDeLiCiOuS

"so good i shit my pants"

date: June 12, 2002

that was really good music was fantabulous ideas were great few funnier ones that stood out graphics could have some improvin but overall nice job


Score: 10
Swiftboy

"Point taken! It was a great movie!"

date: June 12, 2002

I was actually sitting on my computer watching some other episodes when this move came out last Thursday. I took a look at it and said to myself this would probably be the best thing I'll ever see on the left side of Portal. I gave it a 10, and I won't hesitate to give it another. Good job.


Score: 9
AbsoluteXero

"Its funny cuz it's true"

date: June 12, 2002

Damn, that was sum funny shit man. I never would have realized it but that is how people dive.


Score: 10
Atomos

"Wow"

by: Atomos
date: June 13, 2002

That was probably the most original style i've ever seen of a movie. That's amazing you should make a series of educational films for NG, i'm sure it would be posted as a series here.

Good Job
-Atomos


Score: 9
Compdude

"Witty fun."

date: June 13, 2002

Simple, clever, and slick, with a great soundtrack to boot. Sometimes you just can't win, either way. A wonderful message at the end ties up this delightful little film.


Score: 7
Freak613

"Stupidity can save lives..."

date: June 13, 2002

If you want the truth, here it is. It's gonna suck getting my lisence, 'cause I can't take the easy war around things. : )


Score: 10
eon-blue-apocalypse

"Magnifico!"

date: June 13, 2002

Aguri per questo magnifico filmo. Non sono troppo bonne a scriviri in Italiano perche sono di Canada. Siamo guardate la partido con Italia e Mexico et siamo contente et anche malecontente. Italia non a giocado troppo bene. Alora, che vediamo et speriamo que tu fai l'atro filmini come questo quoi! Brilliant!


Score: 10
HandyCriminal

"Il mio italiano non è molto buono"

date: June 13, 2002

Parte brillante di lavoro. Resto in attesa più ulteriormente per lavorare da voi.


Score: 8
Broskeeto

"Yes & No"

date: June 13, 2002

It was good. No wonder it's rated so high.


Score: 10
rocket7001

"HAHAHA"

date: June 13, 2002

Very funny! I loved it!


Score: 8
voodootim

"shows you should be bad, not good"

date: June 13, 2002

great. i loved how fucked you can get if you do the right thing. just fuck it


Score: 10
Cyphersphere

"That's so true."

date: June 13, 2002

Offensive driving is the key. If you do the right thing you always end up getting fucked in the long run.


Score: 10
JediQball

"THAT is what driver's ed. SHOULD teach"

date: June 13, 2002

You wanna learn how to really drive? Watch this movie, cuz it tells it like it really is.


Score: 9
kounterpart

"funny"

date: June 13, 2002

funny ish!


Score: 10
chrisdbzgt

"Cool"

date: June 14, 2002

Good use of simple animation and pretty funny also


Score: 10
WOB-V

"LOL"

by: WOB-V
date: June 14, 2002

I drive like the NO!


Score: 8
Blackmagic

"Fantastic and true"

date: June 14, 2002

Very very good.
Not only did it make it's point in a very funny way, but it also had a dog being run-over.

Good job!


Score: 8
Rage-Of-Zero

"Awesome movie and it made me laugh my izass off!!!"

date: June 15, 2002

Great movie dude!!! It is very very true based on what really happens on the open road. Well hope to see many other great movies made by ya great job man!


Score: 10
kingcool

"HAHAHA!"

date: June 15, 2002

HAHAHA!Great movie man gimme more this should have first place in "50 of all time list"
cuz i laughed all the time!


Score: 9
Belross

"Very well done!"

date: June 15, 2002

Wow! This was a very well done movie. The music and sound were just about perfect, the graphics were simple yet charming and consistent, the it was very funny! Good work, man. Please do more movies!


Score: 9
Tomer-K

"It was fantastic!!!!"

date: June 15, 2002

Man... it was gr8!!!!.....
1.I loved that there was backround music ALL the time!
2.It was ASS funy! i laughed the whole time!
3.All tough the graphics ware'nt detaild, They fit just right to this movie.

In one word:
-----------------<FANTA STIC!>------------------
P.S

u shuld make more Yes&No 4 other stuff.... Think about it...


Score: 10
inkfish16

"Truly you may sup upon my most complimentary gonad"

date: June 15, 2002

Finally, a man with a sense of humour worthy of the masses. Both catering to the lowest common denominator and the G4ing literati, a movie appreciated by all except the stinky people who complain about the graphics. You deserve this spot on the top 50. I mean, where to begin? I know...the background music was hIlarious, the graphics, while simple, gave it a whole sort of "instructional video" idea. And the length was perfect. Just enough stuff to make you think 'my god this guy is cool' but not so much thatyou go 'this is starting to get old.' While my criticisms are few, my only one would be that there was a bit of repetition (a bit) which might have been avoided. but don't let that detract from the previous worshipping.


Score: 10
Oogy

"FUGE"

by: Oogy
date: June 15, 2002

That was fucking funny dude, keep up the work! perfect 'cept for te interactivity!


Score: 10
aznboi153

"....."

date: June 16, 2002

Very funny.


Score: 9
Bobske

"OH MY GOD....."

by: Bobske
date: June 16, 2002

THAT WAS SOOOOO FUNNY! You did a great job!


Score: 9
Funk-Machine

"Simple but brilliant"

date: June 16, 2002

This movie sets a real good example to gimpy retarded 8 year olds who persist to submit shit. The graphics on this arent great I mean most of the time they were just circles, how easy can you get, BUT unlike most shit graphics things this had a point !! YES a story...*GASP* All you need is a fresh original idea and be able to put that to work, and this is a perfect example of how the portal should work. Besides the above the music in this was great and sound effects all added to make this a riot. Some of the jokes seem to farmiliar sometimes but still this is garanteed to give you a laugh. Brilliant work


Score: 10
Dragon-tailz

"The best thing since Eddy Murphy's Delirious."

date: June 17, 2002

Fan-fucking-tastic. I give credit where credit is due, and that was fan-fucking-tastic, truly... great.


Score: 9
Longshanks-uk

"Very Surprising"

date: June 17, 2002

Its very surprising how a simple movie, like this one, could get into the all time top 50. All i can say is..... Pozzo Fatto! (foe all those who dont understand it means Well Done)


Score: 9
CurtisBlanchette

"Oh......My......God."

date: June 18, 2002

This movie should be in the highest ranks of excenlency. So simple, yet outstandingly well made. The graphix your amazing. The sound fit perfectly. And your style is extremely original.
I loved the movie.
Well done and keep up the good work.
i rate you a 5. (whoever blams this flash deserves to get their ass kicked in with a pitch fork =) enjoi


Score: 10
Makeyashiva

"HOLY SHIT THAT WAS HILARIOUS"

date: June 19, 2002

You have got to see this. I was crackin up.. Its just the irony in it. You do something right your fucked. You do something you shouldn't well you should see it. Anyways great job. I loved the originality in it and the sound was perfect with the style. Thanks for the laugh. MAKE MORE


Score: 10
Assbeard-the-Pirate

"YES! This is how people should drive!"

date: June 19, 2002

In the throws of traffic jams and endless lines of pedestrians, we occasionaly come across a brilliant idea to "Get around it all". This sums it all up. This is a must see for people studying to get their liscence!


Score: 9
thrasherX

"???"

date: June 19, 2002

wow that was fucked up but i liked it for some reason


Score: 9
livingfruitvirus

"moozik"

date: June 20, 2002

The best part of the whole movie was the music. I mean, that sounded like studio quality equipment being used, and that's mighty expensive. I would've given it a 9 if it weren't compressed.


Score: 10
llama

"HAhahaha"

by: llama
date: June 20, 2002

so very very true, I like the one where he drives around the mud and gets slammed by a truck. all my 5 are belong to this.


Score: 10
Pailfish

"Brilliant! Very styllish and original. Make more!"

date: June 21, 2002

All Ic an say is this is one cool movie. The music and sound is perfect and the whole idea of it is cool. Your camera angles are cool and even though the vehicles and what not aren't very detailed, it still doesn't take away from the creativeness of it. One of my al tim favorite flash movies by far, make more like this.


Score: 8
Geckomayhem

"Bling bling!"

date: June 21, 2002

**Wow, some people really need to cool down a little. Abuse isn't the right way to approach a review by any means. Hey, just a suggestion, but a preloader would be great, even if it was just a simple flashing "loading".

**But that was a very cool movie! Very original, and nicely done. The music was appropriate as well, and the humour was classy. Maybe you could do another with a different theme :)


Score: 10
DonDoli

"Great"

date: June 21, 2002

Great movie! The best I´ve ever seen! Make more!


Score: 7
207TJ

"I'm the 100th reveiwer!"

by: 207TJ
date: June 21, 2002

This movie was good... in it's own unique way! You got away with doing lots of stuff that the adverage top 10 movie wouldn't get away with... Simple graphics. The reason why is, b/c this movie was funny! Most movies on NG never make me laugh, and this one obviously did! I hope this is the first of many more good movies to come!!!
-tj


Score: 7
Tommyboy2k

"what's the fuss about?"

date: June 21, 2002

This movie was funny and cool...but I don't get why it's rating is just as high as it is. I thought it was really original for an NG movie and was worth some chuckles...but nothing to have it's score above 4....just my 2 cents. OH yeah, I gave it a 4 :P Wow, I guess it just has a hold on some people.


Score: 10
alien-worker

"oh my god!"

date: June 22, 2002

this is the funniest shit i've ever fucking seen!!!!


Score: 8
Tim712

"Oh my god.....A COOL FLASH!!!!"

by: Tim712
date: June 22, 2002

Wow this is so cool. It seems like we get one of those every once in a couple months.


Score: 9
ZombieLennon

"lol"

date: June 23, 2002

That was very good stuff Bruno. It reminded me of Mad Magazine.


Score: 10
Belgarath

"Very Nice"

date: June 23, 2002

This should be first place!


Score: 10
Red-Fox-UK

"Very Useful!"

date: June 23, 2002

I'll remember this on my driving test, hahaha
This is great!


Score: 9
Bigjoekaiz

"very funny."

date: June 23, 2002

not the greatest, most hilarious movie ever, but it is very funny.


Score: 10
kenzo

"bahahahahaha!!"

by: kenzo
date: June 23, 2002

this movie reminds me of all the reasons why i hate to drive, but at the same time, makes me laugh at all the misfortunes i and the movie's characters have in common. top notch work, and very understandable why this lil sucker is in 3rd


Score: 9
Mr-Canada

"magnifico"

date: June 24, 2002

Keep up the great work.


Score: 10
shotmenot

"A must see"

date: June 24, 2002

a movie you have to see really funny.


Score: 9
MrPayDay

"LOL"

date: June 24, 2002

Great, ironical and classy! Nice movie, Bruno!


Score: 0
AlejandroX

"blah"

date: June 24, 2002

Could have been funnier if you hadn't killed it


Score: 10
darkhorse667

"Heh."

date: June 24, 2002

That had style, and the flash was really well done. Do more, do more!


Score: 9
HauntedCow

"Woah, thats hella funny!"

date: June 25, 2002

That was like what they teach u at drivers ed, id know because I just took it. But the videos they showed us had guys from the 70's, wearing leisure suits and they had fros.


Score: 10
factionman

"THAT WAS THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER!!!!"

date: June 25, 2002

no question: BEST THING EVER!!!! WE ARE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU MY FRIEND. YOU CAN REALLY WHOOP A CAMEL'S ASS!!!! HAVE A GOOD SLEEP!!! YEAH!!!

THANKS!!! HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!


Score: 10
JoseTaco

"Pass the towel."

date: June 26, 2002

Best flash I've seen!
I just lost three lbs of man batter laughing at this flash.


Score: 10
ChaosNogitsune

"Hell Yeah!"

date: June 26, 2002

That was awesome! No doubt about it, one of the freakin' best!!!


Score: 8
MI4-REAL-2001

"Very nicely done."

date: June 27, 2002

Funny, well constructed movie. Great job. Also this is your only submit and it is on the top 50. Kudos there.


Score: 9
Teknique-1035

"That was good.."

date: June 27, 2002

Im pretty sure that took you a long time because of all the creative thinking and shit. Watching it was enjoyable and nothing was wrong with it. Make more about other stuff like household hazards.


Score: 8
little66

"hehe so true"

date: June 27, 2002

that poor doggy got killed...


Score: 10
no14mike

"funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny!!!"

date: June 27, 2002

This was great. You gotta make a sequal somehow. Maybe its has to do with YES and NO on sports or something. PLEASE MAKE MORE.


Score: 9
Tazums

"its funny cuz its true.."

by: Tazums
date: June 28, 2002

coulda spent more time on the graphics... but it probably wouldnt have been funny if the graphics were better, thats why i gave ya a 9 in that department..


Score: 5
Polluted

"dont see why everyone likes it so much"

date: June 29, 2002

it wasnt that good


Score: 8
Erol-Sabadosh

"..."

date: June 29, 2002

that was pretty funny, but it was too fast at times, and occasionally unclear as to what was happening


Score: 7
SexZBeeRMaN

"Not bad"

date: June 29, 2002

Good movie, but i kinda lost track what was happenin..


Score: 5
Reno-Lockhart

"you gave it effort"

date: June 29, 2002

if I said more I would make you feel like it wasent worth makeing


Score: 10
Darkened-Master

"Simple, yet gold."

date: June 29, 2002

Shows to go you, you don't need all that gory material to make a movie rock.


Score: 9
pacdude

"If Grand Theft Auto made a driving video..."

date: June 29, 2002

This is great. It was well made, with a VERY smooth animation. Your top-down style was very well done, and great usage. Simple shapes really told the story well. Don't listen to these fuckers who gave you a 0; they have no idea how to use Flash. You, on the other hand, do. Keep it up, man!


Score: 8
geminiwise

"too true....."

date: June 29, 2002

ecksssselent
and fuuny too!


Score: 4
OrgGladiator

"Ok..."

date: June 30, 2002

I really didn't get it...


Score: 10
zyphlar

"great"

date: June 30, 2002

loved it, awesome lesson to our drivers of today.


Score: 9
Pooplit

"hehehehehheh"

date: June 30, 2002

funny and good without being really dirty and dirty and stuff
made me laugh


Score: 10
hongkongexpress

"ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

date: July 1, 2002

So that's why I passed the driver's test!!!


Score: 10
bohemianself

"HILARIOUS!"

date: July 1, 2002

Billience. Great. I wish I was that good at flash...


Score: 10
kaos-strike

"Heh"

date: July 2, 2002

U can tell the music took most of the file size, its just one track for the whole flash, and it was perfect for it. Great humor, nice graphs. One of the best ive seen up to date.


Score: 10
Dowg

"nice"

by: Dowg
date: July 2, 2002

kickedass


Score: 10
Rx5000

"Definitely a Masterpiece"

by: Rx5000
date: July 2, 2002

You, my friend, made me spill my Coke while I was drinking this. Congratulations!


Score: 10
Gold-Dragon43

"Ka-WOW."

date: July 2, 2002

I guess I can look forward to driving now. I loved the thing with the dog. *Squish* Waheheheheheeehehehee...The Old guy in the purple car reminds me of my grandfather.


Score: 9
kucing-ikut

"well-made stylee"

date: July 2, 2002

pretty chills man.


Score: 10
Dragon-Barito

"HAHAHAHA Soo funny"

date: July 2, 2002

oh man that was great made me laugh 100 times. I loved the part on yes when the guy doesnt wont to splash mud on the purple guy and instead crosses the road and gets hit by the truck. I wish i thought of that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaH


Score: 9
tHeWhIsPuS

"this is funny ass shit"

date: July 2, 2002

heheh this is sick man :P


Score: 9
Heddrush

"Not bad at all"

date: July 2, 2002

The sound really made the movie on this one, plus it was just really stylin. Good work!


Score: 9
TurbulenceXM

"Really funny"

date: July 2, 2002

Its a little hard to understand. But you would know what the guys talkin about.


Score: 9
bemanidog

"KICK ASS!"

date: July 2, 2002

Seriously.


Score: 10
GROM-AOA

"Great"

date: July 2, 2002

Avoid handicapped drivers


Score: 10
Red-in-Suburbia

"Ba hahaha"

date: July 3, 2002

Talk about fucking hilarious


Score: 8
Skeg

"Smooth"

by: Skeg
date: July 3, 2002

Great, the overhead view is something new and it was extremely well made.


Score: 10
Cock-Clock

"FUNNY ASS SHIT"

date: July 3, 2002

THIS WAS FUNNY and it was an awsome job. j00 r0c4


Score: 10
Ravek

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"

by: Ravek
date: July 4, 2002

This rulezzzz!!!!!!!
this is the best movie ever!!!
i love you


Score: 10
KittyN22

"YES!"

date: July 4, 2002

I totally loved this. It's just too funny! Please make more movies!!! :o)


Score: 8
Assume123

"Good Stuff"

date: July 4, 2002

I liked it, but some of the scenes were kina repetitive.


Score: 9
LiquidIcE

"Funny!"

date: July 4, 2002

LOL, that was great. Loved the music.


Score: 7
TheUpside

"yup"

date: July 4, 2002

yup...i liked it


Score: 10
Spydar

"HAHAH!!!"

by: Spydar
date: July 4, 2002

That kicked ass. BRAAAAVVVVVVO! You people need to do that same thing, with a different subject. I loved it, and the music kicked ass.


Score: 10
Sikhboy

"GREAT!!!"

date: July 4, 2002

I LOVE THIS MOVIE MAKE MORE MAKE MORE!


Score: 10
Ringmaster22

"LOVED IT"

date: July 5, 2002

MAKE MORE,LOTS MORE


Score: 10
Danny543

"IT IS THE BEST"

date: July 5, 2002

this rox, it is really funny, i like things like this! :)


Score: 10
Psycho-Mantis555

"Excellent"

date: July 5, 2002

This movie is great PLZ PLZ PLZ make more


Score: 8
Inim

"YESH@!!"

by: Inim
date: July 5, 2002

Awesome, but somewhere along the way it became too long. I'd still kill my wife for a sequal though!


Score: 10
toughguy000

"sequil"

date: July 7, 2002

MAKE A SEQUIL PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ *BOY MY HANDS ARE HURTING*


Score: 9
Super-Sonic-SSJ

"Awesome!"

date: July 7, 2002

Even for a second time watching this movie, I still laughed. The idea is great, and it's executed perfectly. The graphical style's simplicity makes it funnier, and the music is frikkin' hilarious in places (I loved that old lady's theme). Brilliant flash, one of the ones that would go on my "classic" list if I had one. :)


Score: 10
Acid330

"............."

date: July 7, 2002

i dont know what to say.


Score: 9
Lenai

"hahahaha"

by: Lenai
date: July 7, 2002

This is so true!


Score: 10
lostfear

"You forgot one"

date: July 7, 2002

You know how there are Handicapped spaces that aren't used all day and there is no other place to park, but you don't dare use the handicapped spaces or you get a hefty parking ticket. I hope you make more yes & no this was very good... Wish I could do this stuff cause i got Ideas for flash.


Score: 10
NchantD

"Lol..."

date: July 7, 2002

Nice work. That was a really nice film, although the graphics kinda sucked....

Hope you add more, that was really funny.


Score: 10
diegocornholio

"I liked it!!!"

date: July 7, 2002

This movie shows that you dont need to have the best graphics in the world to make a great one.
Great work!


Score: 9
ExTrEmE-GuNaY

"Pretty good"

date: July 8, 2002

It was a pretty good flash film, with not so good graphics but great style.


Score: 7
PaP

"cool"

by: PaP
date: July 8, 2002

it was good but it got kinda boring


Score: 9
zipstyke

"Fantastic"

date: July 8, 2002

Good use of sounds.


Score: 9
God-785

"Pretty funny"

date: July 8, 2002

The sound is annoying and the graphics need a little fine tuneing other than that it's great.


Score: 5
name-picking-is-hard

"Crap"

date: July 8, 2002

That is the most retarded piece of crap ever. How the hell did this get top 50. It's a fucking horrible movie.


Score: 9
CurryDSL

"Funny but not very educational"

date: July 9, 2002

This movie is great! Just don't try to learn something from it because it could affect your driving ;) Not all things in the movie are true, but it is still funny. I gave you 9 for it, Bruno Bozzetto.


Score: 10
VirIIx

"AWESOME!!!"

by: VirIIx
date: July 9, 2002

that's good stuff man, keep it up, made me fall of the chair a few times laughing - especially good stuff considering i got home after following some retard on the road ;)


Score: 10
SS4Hyde

"Portal's last hope"

date: July 9, 2002

This right here is what should be number one on the portal. a funny movie, not some teenage horny cartoon fetish shit. Hentai Sim Girl shouldn't be in the portal, and they vote against your movie to lower your score, even though they know it's the funniest thing you have ever seen. All the luck for you.. I hope there are funnier movies and this gets to #1


Score: 7
coolboy1170

"OK?"

date: July 9, 2002

It really was not that funny!


Score: 8
Mr-Buck-Futter

"heh"

date: July 9, 2002

it was funny. the music fit it really good too, and most of the situations can happen. good job


Score: 7
frogtoe

"funny"

date: July 9, 2002

but it didnt make sense. some of the "yes" and "no"s seemed to be switched around at times. The sounds get annoying too


Score: 8
milamberstar

"Heehee"

date: July 9, 2002

The graphics aren't video card intensive, but very suitable for the purpose. The humour is very funny and the sound effects are great. A thoroughly enjoyable romp through mr. Bozzetto's mind.


Score: 9
ferociousweasel

"THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!"

date: July 9, 2002

That was the best ultimate superior ultra mega extra super duper fantastic incredible awesome perfect flawless untoppable unrecreatable magnificent spectacular excellent well-made indispensible treasurable pleasure-inducing enjoyable first-class high-quality great movie ever!

PS: it could use some work.


Score: 7
pleed-4-help

"ok"

date: July 10, 2002

That other guy was a weird ass motherfucker. he shouldnt be allowed to review. well, this is kind of stupid cuz its basically the same things shown over and over but in different situations but i think its well done and might help some ppl like that other guy i was talking about.


Score: 9
5676

"nice idea...."

by: 5676
date: July 10, 2002

it was ok but super funny! lol Why dont you make another one even better than this ok?


Score: 6
miaws

"great..."

by: miaws
date: July 11, 2002

cool style, easy graphic, nice sound effect. i like it.


Score: 7
tigri5

"LOL.. this is fucking FUNNY!!"

by: tigri5
date: July 11, 2002

cool watch it you wont be able to UNDERSTAND the YES/NO thingy lol.. watch it its good..cheerz!


Score: 8
mypl4gue

"sqweetness ^_^"

date: July 11, 2002

I like the simple graphics! So awesome, heh. The sounds is great too. All in all this is excellent! Jolly good show, mate!


Score: 9
mixed-azn

"pretty cool concept"

date: July 11, 2002

i realy liked the concept and iv never seen anything like this on NG. very good i realy got a kick outta it. good job make some more


Score: 10
evilpoe

"I LOVE IT"

date: July 11, 2002

THIS MOVIE IS EXELENTO


Score: 10
Strife-kid

"Funny stuff"

date: July 11, 2002

This is great stuff!!


Score: 4
dEdRat185

"uh... it wasnt that funny."

date: July 12, 2002

it was funny at first, but it got old real quick. pretty shitty.


Score: 5
D3vastat0r

"Not great"

date: July 12, 2002

Well it was ok, not really funny, you should be slaped, that was gay


Score: 2
Bezman

"Impressive, but not to my tastes."

by: Bezman
date: July 12, 2002

It's rather strange, because I could appreciate that the jokes were well thought out.

I could appreciate that the minimalistic graphics didn't affect the movie in the slightest, that the music fitted perfectly (as did the sounds) and that the presentation was top notch.

However, I just didn't find this funny.

And as many will know, I rate stuff subjectively.

However, I'm sure you won't be bothered by this seeing how 97% of people seem to love it.


Score: 10
Adam-Z-LOVES-Cock

"LOL nice music"

date: July 12, 2002

I love the music for this. it fits perfectly. well thought of jokes and funny humorous graphics (like the crying kid) make this one of my favorite movies.


Score: 8
ipeefreely

"fucking awesome"

date: July 12, 2002

that movie was beyond funny. good job and keep up the funny shit.


Score: 1
artic-wolf

"a"

date: July 13, 2002

don't read review


Score: 10
synergy-dash

"Every time i laugh"

date: July 13, 2002

seen this 3 times, every joke is still funny. great job, give us more!


Score: 6
HanShim

"Seen it on his homepage, was this ripped?"

date: July 13, 2002

Bah,


Score: 10
upealONE

"Short, simple, funny"

date: July 13, 2002

This is a short funny movie. I love it, and i've watched it over and over. You have to make more.


Score: 8
aherdofgoats

"Oh man"

date: July 14, 2002

i cant beleive this made it too the top! i saw it when it first came around! lucky you.


Score: 8
PCM

"good one!"

by: PCM
date: July 14, 2002

I thought it was the funniest thing I've seen in a very long time. The music is good and the jokes are funny, but sometimes a bit predictable. Keep up the good work!


Score: 10
mrinsulto

"brilliant"

date: July 15, 2002

that was some funny ass shit


Score: 10
MantorokX

"Hehe, nice job"

date: July 15, 2002

No wonder there are so little of drivers who follow the rules now a day.


Score: 7
tyson101

"it was funny, but could be better,but great anywho"

date: July 16, 2002

good job, impressed a bit


Score: 10
Lunchbox27

"Funny as feck"

date: July 17, 2002

I loved this movie, i liked it so much i almost pissed myself. Keep up the good work, it was a great film!


Score: 9
xenothegreat

"....."

date: July 17, 2002

very amusing


Score: 4
Gamma-Goblin

"ya it was good"

date: July 17, 2002

but eventualy this got boring as my uncles asshole


Score: 5
Velx

"5"

by: Velx
date: July 17, 2002

5


Score: 8
SPAREOURPLANET

"this is my review..."

date: July 17, 2002

This movie was very well done. If it wasnt for the violence, It would have a Ten. But On the brighter side I havew Watched this about 6 times, and i am looking forward to watch it many, many more times. Each time, laughing. Good Job!


Score: 9
Wicked-Clown87

"Great movie"

date: July 18, 2002

This is a very funny movie, I loved it I think you did a great job.


Score: 9
zero242

"LoL"

date: July 19, 2002

I've seen this before,my friend sent me this from stileproject.com.The traffic jam the running over that dog part gave me a laugh.


Score: 10
Karl1569

"Should be #1"

date: July 19, 2002

Why the perverts of Newgrounds picked a gay cartoon over this amazes me. They would rather have pretend sex with a carton with Simgirl, then actually want an intelligant, well thought out movie at number 1. This is definently the best movie on Newgrounds, and I hope you continue to make good, well thought out movies instead of something that offers sex with a toon. Simgirl should be banished, and so should all the pervs taht vote 5 for it. BLAM SIM GIRL!!!!!! And put Yes and No on the top.


Score: 7
Holcar

"it was ok and pretty good"

by: Holcar
date: July 19, 2002

but nothing was that amazing it got a bit boring to the end but well done with the sound how did you get all that ??? that was quite funny with ok graphics and decent sound so it gets a 7 good job


Score: 9
RemiMathieu

"Fast reviews"

date: July 20, 2002

Fuckin hot is all I can say
-Thx-
RM


Score: 2
JoeDalton16

"........."

date: July 20, 2002

Howcome this has a good rating?
Its in a no way realy a good movie.
The graphics are not good. The sound is not good.
The humor is childish at best. The Violence is lost by the crappy graphics. No interactivity. And it has no style......


Score: 9
Y2sweet

"Really really Super"

date: July 20, 2002

that was strange... so stylish though... it well deserves it's good rating :D


Score: 10
Arcadion

"Thats life ... ;-D"

date: July 20, 2002

I like the type of humor in this flash movie very much.
Situations we all know and we all hate. ;-D
Top voting! :)


Score: 10
Sebb

"Masterpiece"

by: Sebb
date: July 20, 2002

Very nice looking flash movie. It stuck to its theme and was fuckin hilarious. Keep up the good shit pal.
--sebb


Score: 10
red-hot-ant

"Whoa!"

date: July 20, 2002

Amazing style!!
Good job Italiano!!
Siamo il meillore nel mondo. Va fa cuolo a la Corea e a la Brazilia.


Score: 10
AZTEKiDOL

"GREAT"

date: July 22, 2002

Great:
Music
Style
Loading Time
Humor.

It was just fuckin awesome. ROCK, dude. A little bit Roberto Benigni, but without the really annoyingness...


Score: 9
omega10mg

"GREAT!"

date: July 23, 2002

GREAT, JUST TOO GREAT! PRFECT MUSIC / ANIMATION!


Score: 10
F8L

"AWESOME MOVIE!"

by: F8L
date: July 24, 2002

That was great! I was laughing the whole time! Make more!


Score: 10
TRgirl7915

"DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

date: July 24, 2002

You have got to make more of these toons. They are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo Fuckin funny!!!!


Score: 10
x-Infernus-x

"AWESOME!!!"

date: July 24, 2002

Keep up the good work dude. Funniest flash movie i seen on newgrounds yet :)


Score: 8
Agent73

"i like it!"

date: July 25, 2002

this is a pretty damn good flash. no wonder it's been in the top 10 so long.


Score: 7
deedeedaydee

"funny"

date: July 25, 2002

well fucking you write it then


Score: 6
b0red

"Not Bad"

by: b0red
date: July 25, 2002

pretty good but the music got annoying after awhile because it kept playing the same song over and over and a few of them seemed kind of tame but nice movie could use more running over of people and cats maybe a few accidents lol i especially like the part where the guy gets out of the car to put up the yield sign and the 2 guys jack his car lol


Score: 10
elektrojudas

"Nice One"

date: July 26, 2002

I immediately felt reminded of some short film I had seen... Was it the music? The style? I don't know, but I'd love to see more of those dots with their moving red squares in action


Score: 9
DUDE4U

"it wuz funny to me"

by: DUDE4U
date: July 26, 2002

the graphix weren't great tho. other then that perfect dude. keep makin


Score: 9
Stewy33

" Very well done"

date: July 27, 2002

Even though the graphics sucked donkey dick, I sure got some laughs out of it. I wouldn't mid seeing another yes or no movie


Score: 10
dieneddie

"Superb...."

date: July 27, 2002

everything was perfect-- if i seen something like that on a television channel, i'd be like... that was fun.. em, but anyway that was superb mate.. alot of thought and perfection went into that


Score: 10
Stoner-dude2004

"this is cool"

date: July 27, 2002

this is funny and ive seen some of this happen
vote 5


Score: 10
BlahBoy101

"The sound track dose it all for me"

date: July 28, 2002

It reminds me of all the fucking idoits on the orad in a funny way. but what made all this so funny had to be the music its all about the music


Score: 10
Xcymmons

"Maybe driving schools should use this"

date: July 28, 2002

I attended a driving school that taught me how to drive in conditions I would never see. If they had shown me something like this instead I might have actually learned something. The audio was what made this the most hilarious thing in the portal. Let's hope this author submits more!


Score: 9
LordPolyphemus

"Great, a new favorite"

date: July 28, 2002

This was a flash of soritity and masplaugeatude! The opening was complete posternackle, but toward the end, it began to show some oritity. You get a 3 because of the thamitude I felt with the colors used.


Score: 10
newgrounds-kid2098

"cool:)"

date: July 29, 2002

this movie is cool i liked it because it had good music and humor hahaahahahahaha so see this it is good :)


Score: 10
retarded-porcupine

"Bag of shite"

date: July 29, 2002

God this was one of the funniest ive ever seen on NG. Simple graphics, fucking funny....

retarded_porcupin e (aka bakedbeans_clock)


Score: 9
DodgeBall

"The most fun you can have in 4 minutes..."

date: July 29, 2002

Oh my god. The movie above is comedic genius. It reminded me of the days i spent in driver's ed. The sound was great. The humor was perfect. By far one of the best portal entries i've ever seen. Definately worth the time. Well done.
-O-DodgeBall


Score: 8
Transfan

"LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

date: July 30, 2002

that was great! simple yet offective graphics. a good premise and a funny exicution! worth a watch.


Score: 8
frzburn

"Simple, yet effective"

date: August 1, 2002

Simple graphics, but they are effective, as the rest of the animation. Great entertaining music and really funny yet realistic situations!


Score: 7
format

"great music"

by: format
date: August 1, 2002

the music of each part fits perfectly with what is going on. the graphics could be improved but i doubt it would do much difference.


Score: 9
Crucible

"So ture. So very ture"

date: August 1, 2002

I think we have all gone thru something like this at some time. Ture almost all ways.


Score: 9
Hypnotto

"very nice"

date: August 2, 2002

very nice and basic. i learned alot


Score: 7
TheTwistedCritic

"good"

date: August 3, 2002

it was a good review right before my dmv test.

thanks a bunch!


Score: 9
Jannata

"LOL"

date: August 3, 2002

I really admire the music illustration, how creative!


Score: 7
Bigyun

"A pisser of an animation"

by: Bigyun
date: August 4, 2002

Very amusing, not too predictable, great sound and music, graphics could have been heeps better tho'. Still a good animation


Score: 9
jabokie

"Great Stuff"

date: August 4, 2002

Great sound, Tasty Humor, and a topic that everyone can relate to, this is a great flash. Very simple graphics don't really detract that much from the total experience. Sweet work on this one.


Score: 10
MPITA

"One problem..."

by: MPITA
date: August 5, 2002

The on problem with this movie? No "Replay" button! :)


Score: 7
Twizted-Piss-Head

"I Averaged the Overall. That is why you have a 7"

date: August 5, 2002

Funny, Didn't make me laugh out loud. It did sometimes. You do need a Replay Button. Other than that. It was Wicked.


Score: 9
SchiesterSpear

"damn funny!"

date: August 6, 2002

this is so true, I was laughing the whole time, keep up the good work!


Score: 8
Mayuki

"Good stuff"

by: Mayuki
date: August 6, 2002

Awesome work, man. Those that don't like it need to lighten up, or they obviously haven't driven a car before.


Score: 0
squattingchimp

"LAME WASTE OF TIME"

date: August 7, 2002

Why does everyone like this peice of shit? Its jsut what to do and not to do why is it such a big deal its not funny one bit. Its just a waste... The humor was very dry, violence..ya wow some reds spots or red lines..not very violent... songs..crappy dude this is one of the worst movies i have seen on NG how the hell likes this shit? a bunch of computer geeks jacking off to their hard drive.


Score: 0
tea-cozy

"that was really craptacular"

date: August 7, 2002

lame ass graphics the style and humor of a disney cartoon(thats bad for those of you to stupid to tell. annoying sound and poorly drawn violence this movie is a suckfest plain and simple


Score: 3
Deystroy-Capitalisim

"why is this in the top 10!??!"

date: August 8, 2002

How the HELL is this better than the final task!?


Score: 9
A-Vi3t

"Sweet Flash"

by: A-Vi3t
date: August 8, 2002

nice job, make more !!


Score: 10
ChapManiA

"Fautless"

date: August 9, 2002

This is perfect and so bloody funny.
The use of music fits in well.
Make a sequal!


Score: 5
ZEROEVILDARKCOOL

"Hello"

date: August 9, 2002

-I See-

And this whole time I was doing it the "No" way,oh well I can't break out of old habbits.

-K7


Score: 10
Pointed

"It's great!"

date: August 9, 2002

I love this movie! Yeah, a simple circle as a human and a square as a car (bird's eye view) is a little basic, but the animation is really smooth. The music really fits the movie too! Great movie!


Score: 10
Goldnog

"muhahahaha"

date: August 10, 2002

This was the most compleat and entertaining thing Ive' seen all day WOOT ALL MY 5 ARE BELONG TO YOU!


Score: 9
KellyMarie2004

"LOL"

date: August 10, 2002

Hey!! That was really funny!!!! Keep up the good work!!!


Score: 10
super-fly-girl

"i love this movie it was great"

date: August 10, 2002

this moive is awesome it is so cool


Score: 9
STRiKeRs-g0g3t4

"Semplicemente fantastico!"

date: August 10, 2002

This movie is really cool and the music and sounds are fantastic! Graphics isn't so bad but can go.....


Score: 9
psycho-angel

"good"

date: August 11, 2002

same as last person said


Score: 6
hooded-fang

"daniel smells like he was rolling around in shit"

date: August 12, 2002

DANIEL TAGGART LOVES THE COCK!!!


Score: 9
Tredert

"Very nice."

date: August 12, 2002

Very... Italian, too.


Score: 8
Noman

"You made a movie of my life!"

by: Noman
date: August 13, 2002

Here I thought that I was the only one who did things right when driving and was punished for it. It looks like when I am finishing last, I won't be alone.
This is a terrific movie. I've watched it more than once on different occasions. One of the best here.


Score: 9
deepdoom

"Great!"

date: August 14, 2002

It's a well made movie and very... ummm ... life-like!

;)

WATCH IT... NICE BIG ROUND 9 FOR THIS MOVIE!


Score: 10
can-it-da

"wow.....wow"

date: August 15, 2002

god that was great i want to see more origanal ideas like this in the portal


Score: 9
someone-else

"The weird, And the Wierder"

date: August 15, 2002

This movie is unusual at the fact that doing bad things can be good for you. Funny and I hope you make another one. Make sure you cram the next one with lots of jokes.


Score: 10
RR-Studios

"hilarious!"

date: August 16, 2002

lol, driver's ed at it's finest!


Score: 9
Godamn-SOB

"Charming"

date: August 17, 2002

Its like watching how my sister drives and how my mom drives, hilarious in the same.


Score: 10
Skaty-McPro

"sister"

date: August 18, 2002

good one sister


Score: 9
EddE

"Very Funny!"

by: EddE
date: August 18, 2002

I laughed a nearly every single 1 this is very good and its also funny cuz of the speed the cars etc. go 5/5 ;)


Score: 9
Bi0-Hazzard

"Driving will never be the same for me! ^_^"

date: August 18, 2002

This should be in the driver's manual or something...teaches some good lessons and stuff (j/p) Despite the graphics, this was a fairly funny flash...Peace! V^_^


Score: 9
MisterMarkos

"Very funny"

date: August 18, 2002

This is good for a nice laugh. keep going! you've made it to the very best flashes of newgrounds, so you should be very proud.


Score: 10
MisterFun

"very cool"

date: August 19, 2002

I loved the sound and fast paced cartoon-like animations.


Score: 9
R-A-B

"YEAH!"

by: R-A-B
date: August 20, 2002

This is impressive, lets face the fact that the graphics are very simple, but then that never mattered. This type of comedy is exactly like old school cartoons, road runner and Wyl.E Coyote jokes that are priceless. For once this is definately substance of style.


Score: 9
Zanetsuken

"Excellent"

date: August 22, 2002

This movie is a clever presentation of the "do's and don't's" or driving. It's funny and true, too!


Score: 8
freehode

"One word: Sound"

date: August 23, 2002

Which was great. It made it have the feel of a campy 50's safety film. Great stuff.

And the twist of showing the people approving of bad driving habits actually shows with surprisingly accuracy this shows how motorists truly operate.

I'm guilty with a couple of those scenarios myself...^_^ (mainly the handicapped parking moral dilemma -_-)

Great stuff.


Score: 9
sharkfin

"one to watch"

date: August 23, 2002

haha, this one is practical enough. the music n effects makes it even more enjoyable to watch.


Score: 8
L33T-Dark

"Lol"

date: August 23, 2002

If Mr.Rogers was a driving teacher thats the type of movie he'd make, It's so funny because it's so true about driving, now I must get to the hospital because I cracked my head open on my desk laughing lol


Score: 10
X-Miles-X

"hehe..."

date: August 23, 2002

That's just how life is....


Score: 10
crisisdreams

"insanely funny!"

date: August 24, 2002

Hahaha! That was the funniest and cutest thing I ever saw. Love the reality of it all. (The little circle people were sooo cute! :D )


Score: 8
Matt-J-Turner

"I love this"

date: August 24, 2002

I've just started driving and this movie means so much more to me than before. I have to say the sound on this made it what it is. It complements it beautifully.


Score: 8
TheCelticCross

"Noice."

date: August 25, 2002

It's an odd movie, but I liked it. Not the best graphics in the world..but the humor made up for it. Good work.


Score: 10
CocoTree

"this rocks!"

date: August 26, 2002

This truly does rock. Very funny, long enough but yeah, the graphics could have been a little better


Score: 0
Duffy32Bit

"I thought it was alright"

date: August 26, 2002

*wise man says*:"shud i buy the sofa in red or blue?"


Score: 10
CronoT

"Funny ass shit"

by: CronoT
date: August 28, 2002

I laughed so hard I watched it twice just to see it again.


Score: 10
CrimsonGhost84

"Amazing"

date: August 28, 2002

This is one of my fav flash movies of all time.. its funny and the music is AWESOME... most appropriate music ive seen in a flash movie...


Score: 8
Insane-Fan

"ha ha ha ha ha"

date: August 30, 2002

that was great!


Score: 9
ashemas

"LOL"

date: August 30, 2002

Great job making this movie. I liked it.


Score: 10
Got-Goat-Milk

"that was funnnnnnyyy"

date: August 30, 2002

that was funny and original, makes me laugh every time, yes is some bastard old man and no is some guy hu learned to drive that day


Score: 9
quantrc

"awesome"

date: August 31, 2002

that was awesome, well put together, simple and effective, very clean andnicly done!


Score: 8
im-am-lame

"yes & no or no & yes?"

date: August 31, 2002

this movie is good though it could use some better graphics only the bad stuff happens to the yes guy seems the no and the yes shoulda been switched


Score: 8
Rob29

"Funny.....also.."

by: Rob29
date: September 1, 2002

For the people asking why the bad stuff only happened to the YES person... IT'S CALLED IRONY.

Dumbasses....


Score: 6
Faust-87

":)"

date: September 1, 2002

Lol it was funny and well done...keep up the good work

- Faust


Score: 7
CronoX

"....."

by: CronoX
date: September 1, 2002

......dotdotdotdotdot.......


Score: 10
karr420

"hahaha"

date: September 2, 2002

great stuff! original and hilarious


Score: 10
Z-e-r-o

"Lol"

date: September 2, 2002

Hilarious!


Score: 8
WarNLZ

"....................."

by: WarNLZ
date: September 2, 2002

BWAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH AHAHA!


Score: 7
BondiBlue

"..."

date: September 3, 2002

heh. Nice job.


Score: 10
MissLydia

"This is what driving is all about!"

date: September 3, 2002

I absolutely loved this! Ha! The music was PERFECT. I'll probably watch this one a few more times.


Score: 10
Kharank

"Excellent!"

date: September 5, 2002

This rocks!


Score: 8
Skull-Man-1

"Is was really lame..."

date: September 7, 2002

but the music made it good.


Score: 9
Fizzo

"Whee"

by: Fizzo
date: September 8, 2002

This was a good movie. One of the funniest on newgrounds..Keep it up


Score: 5
theleftbehind1

"it needs some work"

date: September 10, 2002

well for starts dumbass this is newgrounds so you dont do the polite thing its not right and the grapics need word instead of being rectangle cars and dot people but it gave a laugh so i guess it was ok


Score: 10
rocketbabydoll

"it was cute"

date: September 11, 2002


Score: 8
HeRetiK

"This was really funny..."

date: September 12, 2002

Things like that happen all day!


Score: 10
Albiin

"Yay!"

by: Albiin
date: September 16, 2002

This was just too great!
HAHAHAHA!


Score: 7
scholtz55

"thought i was seeing myself"

date: September 19, 2002

That reminded me of me, man i got to stop allt hat stuff. anywyas good movie keep up the good work. keep telling the truth. very funny also...


Score: 6
Carbito

"heh"

date: September 20, 2002

Well, this movie goes to show that good guyes always finish last. This is the first movie I have seen with this kind of story. What I feel makes it so good is the "no" part is what you really do see all the time. Keep up the good work!


Score: 7
Royaledis

"dude...that was on point!"

date: September 23, 2002

you read my fuckin mind.
.
.
.
.
ps-beautifu l style man...prolly my highest rating ever!


Score: 10
Anamorphic-Membrane

"Keen Perception is the key to Godliness..."

date: September 25, 2002

...And Bruno, you are a God (or at least as close as a mere mortal can come to being a God), for this movie is pure GOLD.

...EXACTLY why I hate driving...

I especially like the second scene, where all the cars take up the guy's following space. Those little bastards...

Oops, post-traumatic-road-rage (PTRR) coming on... must end review.


Score: 9
Espio

"amazing"

by: Espio
date: September 25, 2002

This is great. I would love to see a part 2 or anything else... this was amazing...made my day!


Score: 5
XwaynecoltX

"Nice New"

date: September 27, 2002

Nice and new loved the top view great for the dmv it should be in the driving book lol hahah was so funny hope to see more like this funny stuff will give a 5 also.....


Score: 8
ItIsAGdDay2Die

"nice work"

date: September 27, 2002

i love this!! this rocks!


Score: 9
kcocgibkcusuoy

"Simply amazing"

date: September 28, 2002

This animation did not contain the words "n00b" or "sux".. nor did it make me feel retarted having completed the viewing experiance.. And it's in the top 50.. is that possible? It was funny, had an awesome soundtrack, and hey.. it's bilingual! Sweet job Bruno.


Score: 6
the-unknown-soldier

"sorta funny"

date: September 29, 2002

was funn but it had such crappy graphics. guess it needed that to keep the style. anyway pretty good


Score: 9
PsYcHoAthlete07

"I love this movie!"

date: September 29, 2002

This movie is soooo funny!


Score: 10
Jemry

"Woot dis is tha bomb!"

by: Jemry
date: September 30, 2002

WATCH DIS MOVIE IT ROX! 10! 10! 10!


Score: 10
CatPoop

"Awesome!"

date: September 30, 2002

Humor alone makes this deserve a ten. Great work!


Score: 10
The-Bowler

"lol funny"

date: September 30, 2002

Haha this stuff seems familiar, even thought I don't drive.


Score: 9
Saxman19

"Watch this, drivers!"

date: October 1, 2002

Really funny, justifies bad driving VERY VERY well. Really would like to see more of your work, even if all your characters are circles and rectangles.


Score: 8
Ninjesus

"Nice, nice."

date: October 3, 2002

Living in western Michigan, I understand the habits of bad drivers all too well...the thing is, the people in this movie actually have a reason for doing what they do! Ah, well. Good movie. Keep 'em coming.


Score: 9
Pso

"Wow"

by: Pso
date: October 3, 2002

Seriously, that was a good job, simple graphics, nice sounds, what takes the toll are the ideas and humours, well done :)


Score: 9
infamousthugbx

"HAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

date: October 5, 2002

I can relate... lol... no further comments


Score: 10
MiaD

"Wow"

by: MiaD
date: October 5, 2002

That is, quite possibly, one of the best examples of good, nay-AMAZING flash animation. Hilarious, beautiful timing, and a fun, minimal style. Good, GOOD job.


Score: 10
SogenFlamecaster

"awesome"

date: October 5, 2002

keep up the good work


Score: 10
Pufferman

"Excellent!"

date: October 6, 2002

It really goes to show that you don't need complicated highly realistic graphics to make a top of the line flash animation.


Score: 9
do-not-eat-poo

"hell yeah"

date: October 6, 2002

verry funny movie
keep up the good work


Score: 8
Flat-line

"hehehehe"

date: October 6, 2002

This is excellent. I loved the music, the music played a great part in this, great job on the music. And the movie itself is great as well, very good animation.
However I wouldn't give this a 5.


Score: 9
Jerkster

"NEATO!"

date: October 6, 2002

Great everything, except that the always-fast music got a little annoying at times.

GREAT HUMOUR.


Score: 8
jackpack

" ordinary graphics used in an extraordinary way"

date: October 7, 2002

great stuff mate, this looks simple but the simple style suits it. its funny, stylish and frighteningly true. the sound is wonderful the little sounds of the cars and bikes and trucks plus the music, oh this is a work of art, one of the true classics of modern flash film making.


Score: 10
final-flip-off

"fantastic movie!"

date: October 7, 2002

this is a great movie, simple but brilliant and funny, the way an animation should be!


Score: 10
Internet-Raider

"Incredibly funny!"

date: October 7, 2002

This is the funniest flash movie I've ever seen!


Score: 9
Litosfar

"hehe..."

date: October 7, 2002

This is one of the funniest entries here!!


Score: 7
Janors

"Huh?"

by: Janors
date: October 8, 2002

Some of the jokes really didn't make sense, but the art and sound were pretty good.


Score: 10
IMED06

"very funny movie"

by: IMED06
date: October 10, 2002

I loved the music, sounds, and animation. great stuff, keep it up


Score: 8
45caliber-Killa

"I fuckin hate cops and old people!!!!"

date: October 10, 2002

I love the one where the motorist gets his car stolen. This flash is very clever!


Score: 8
asskickin69

"That very funny"

date: October 10, 2002

all the clip are funny,i love the dog run over and the parking clip is very funny


Score: 10
jamy-hamy

"Gosh"

date: October 12, 2002

it dosent matter how much times i watch that it always puts a smile on my face


Score: 10
SELFTITLED

"brilliant"

date: October 12, 2002

just brilliant...


Score: 10
TheGreatOne69

"HAHAHAH GREAT"

date: October 13, 2002

YES all the way that was awesome man


Score: 9
Hamy-jamy

"such cheap graphics"

date: October 13, 2002

and yet you can get away with them in this! it is a very funny movie all i can say is make more!


Score: 10
Glovek77

"this is funny"

date: October 14, 2002

This is a spoof about panties who drive carefully and obey all the street laws. Pretty funny spoof though Kept me laughing for days.


Score: 1
My-nipples-have-hair

"er"

date: October 18, 2002

what was that one triangle thing


Score: 8
Goonie

"hahaahahah"

by: Goonie
date: October 18, 2002

hhahhaahahahhaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaatha ts funny


Score: 9
twister0177

"wow................."

date: October 18, 2002

hahahahaha pure genius! Very funny!!!


Score: 10
TwoEyedCyclops

"HAHA!!!"

date: October 20, 2002

FUCKIN FUNNY!!! MAKE A SEQUEL!


Score: 10
0JAKE0

"FUNNY!!!!"

by: 0JAKE0
date: October 20, 2002

Oh man this is so funny and so great!!!!!! You gotta make a sequel!!!!!!


Score: 10
spamdeath

"sweeet."

date: October 20, 2002

that was really great. didn't improve my driving skills but that was great. please make more educational videos.


Score: 6
DDark

"Worth Seing ^_^"

by: DDark
date: October 20, 2002

This was a cool driving video... it made me Smrter and made me laught a bit... (BTW: My Overall Rating is based on Humor or Fun'ness or Coolness) and this was under Humor)


Score: 10
guywiththecoat

"woo hoo"

date: October 20, 2002

A must-see for any drivers ed course


Score: 8
Darvon

"Excellent"

by: Darvon
date: October 22, 2002

I doubt the guy who posted prior to me knows anything about Flash, therefore his comment is invalid.


Score: 8
Just-Smile-And-Nod

"Nice graphics"

date: October 22, 2002

This was pretty good, its nice you don't rely on violence or sex to be funny. it was very original, and had relly good, simple, funny graphics. Very nice. a solid peice of flash.


Score: 8
RyanAn

"A great thing"

by: RyanAn
date: October 23, 2002

It is funny how it is always the flashes with less active animation that have the much better plot. I loved it. Great job.

Ryan


Score: 8
MotorPains

"Some Parts Were Hilarious"

date: October 23, 2002

Style is a ten because I haven't seen too many overhead view submissions to the portal before. This is a really unique flash and it was pretty funny. The violent parts were pretty good.


Score: 10
Yoak

"Simply Great"

by: Yoak
date: October 25, 2002

I never thought little dots could be so funny. This is an excellent example of good graphics combined with an outstanding sound score.


Score: 10
0AstriX0

"pretty damn good...for dots"

date: October 25, 2002

this is an example of no matter what you do...somethings always gonna go wrong, so do whatever you want


Score: 6
Aquatakat

"Not THAT bad..."

date: October 26, 2002

It could be a lot worse, I suppose. At least it's not 100% crap.


Score: 6
currymansam

"not bad.."

date: October 26, 2002

the best thing about that was the sound for sure!


Score: 9
stuntdouble666

"Holy shit..."

date: October 30, 2002

Wow... I think there needs to be an upgrade to the rating system for this movie specificly.. the sound and music was AMAZING!


Score: 8
GoGeta89

"do more!!!"

date: November 1, 2002

this was really funny!!!!


Score: 10
EliteNewbie

"F**KING AWESOME"

date: November 7, 2002

This movie is one of the funniest and best movies on Newgrounds yet! (apart from the graphics that is) I pissed myself laughing for the whole thing... keep it up


Score: 10
OmegaIce

"Heh Heh Coo"

date: November 7, 2002

its nice.. but how long did it take to make a Mask fallow 1 object? like.. when the car ran over the puppy. the 2 puppys were masked 1 liveing 1 dead... once you find a nicer way to fool people like that E-mail meh..


Score: 10
Desmo

"YES!"

by: Desmo
date: November 8, 2002

I loved it! great graphics, AWESOME music hahaha. great flash movie all around ... very very funny.


Score: 10
dekong

"ha ha ha ha ha ha"

by: dekong
date: November 9, 2002

Hi larios
Geniuse


Score: 10
faderdator

"Superb!"

date: November 10, 2002

This is a very fun way to learn people how you should react in the traffic. Funny.


Score: 9
GiggyGiggy3

"Want more!"

date: November 11, 2002

Excellent! It's rare to see somthing this funny on newgrounds. Keep it up, you definatly need to make more like this. The music is synced so well, and the comedy seems as though it's plotted. Very good!


Score: 10
Privatpartz

"great"

date: November 11, 2002

i love this. this is funny as hell


Score: 10
EvilSlut

"This rocked"

date: November 11, 2002

I got one word for you

SHIZNIT! for all you puck ass bitches on the road!


Score: 8
BoboTheLlama

"Heh, like."

date: November 12, 2002

How'd you get a videotape of my Driver's Ed exam??


Score: 9
Liquid-Snake

"!"

date: November 12, 2002

No wonder that this movie have been on the portal for soo long time...
It HaXZorZ Dude!


Score: 8
AfroUnderscoreStud

"can't believe i almost didn't watch this"

date: November 12, 2002

fuck this is brilliant for some wierd reason but why is it no to kill a dog man that would be funny if it were real


Score: 10
Bursitis

"DAMN IT MAN! THAT WAS TOO FUNNY!"

date: November 12, 2002

Shit man! This was the most awesome thing I've ever seen. I feel like I've actually learned something from all of this! LOL!


Score: 9
Loth

"Bravo!"

by: Loth
date: November 13, 2002

Controversial and conflict-ridden to meticulousness. Fundamental interface worked productively and efficiently to accommodate modus operandi.


Score: 9
Pentex

"fucking funny!!!!"

by: Pentex
date: November 13, 2002

LMAO , that's all i can say


Score: 8
PratT

"Too funny :)"

by: PratT
date: November 14, 2002

I just forwarded this to a friend who is taking driving lessons. This is just too funny :)


Score: 9
MrPants

"pure sweetness"

date: November 14, 2002

after hearing so much about this movie, i decided id finally check it out, and it was worth it! make another, bruno!


Score: 3
sprinks

"uh..."

date: November 14, 2002

the graphics were ok, but GOD DAMN the sound was annoying.
and another thing: people actually found humor in this...?


Score: 8
1st

"Its funny because its true!"

by: 1st
date: November 16, 2002

That is exactly the kind of crap you would expect when you follow the rules of the road. everything screws you over in an ironic twist.. keep up the good work.


Score: 6
Mub

"alright...."

by: Mub
date: November 16, 2002

couldve been better, i think its a bit over-rated... some of the jokes at the end were a bit repetitive. but funny


Score: 9
NemoX

"Thanxz to you I got my licence back!"

by: NemoX
date: November 19, 2002

this movie is funny as hell, one of my new favorites. good job.


Score: 5
Samuel-Ma

"ola"

date: November 20, 2002

legal


Score: 10
sabre-doug2003

"I liked it!"

date: November 20, 2002

It was interesting


Score: 6
CrimsonTear

"Interesting"

date: November 21, 2002

Yes...what might happen if everyone drove properly, inlcuding being blocked in by marathons and attacked by disabled drivers. Not the best, but deffinatly not a waste of time.


Score: 10
Smos

"Just sooo funny! =)"

by: Smos
date: November 21, 2002

This movie is so damned funny!
it's original, well orchestred, and again: sooooo funny! This is definetly my favorite movie on Newgrounds. And you know: there are loads of movies here!

Goddamn, I want another movie like this! Please make some!!! (you don't want me to make one, believe me) ;-)


Score: 10
OutcastMoe

"that was bad"

date: November 21, 2002

some of the no's where right to do


Score: 10
Threestringedwunda

"Oh so true"

date: November 22, 2002

Just goes to show that simple Flash with a great concept can still make a great movie. The sound effects are incredible. I don't know what the guy that reviewed this movie before me was on, but he must've just lost his liscence or something :P


Score: 10
nigball

"this is the funniest video on newgrounds"

date: November 22, 2002

you should make more like this


Score: 10
Black-Dragon

"pretty good"

date: November 22, 2002

make more of different things


Score: 9
01SOL01

"really funny..."

date: November 23, 2002

you should make more on this things and funnier


Score: 10
sunamiebob

"Just what we need..."

date: November 25, 2002

This is a movie we need more of. Newgrounds is full of sex and killing. Good moral stories is good for newgrounds. Keep up the good work and we hope to see more.


Score: 10
Samva-Bien

"LOOOOOOOOOL"

date: November 25, 2002

I LOVE THIS MOVIE !!!! And very good subject ;)


Score: 10
VirusDann

"IT'S A REALLY GOOD MOVIE"

date: November 25, 2002

IT WAS GOOD IT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE ON SOME OF THEM I STILL GAVE IT A 101010


Score: 10
somerandomthing

"damn"

date: November 27, 2002

very educational


Score: 8
BreathingBackwards

"really enjoyed this one"

date: November 27, 2002

good work.


Score: 10
enragedmexican

"hy larious"

date: November 27, 2002

lurn to drive muthafu**a, and lurn to do oter tings beeter also like speel


Score: 8
Da-Madman

"..."

date: November 29, 2002

Good movie... only the grafix could be better...


Score: 10
Munkus

"AWESOME"

by: Munkus
date: November 29, 2002

THAT WAS FUCKING HALARIOUS!!! MORE! MORE! MORE!


Score: 8
OmniOmega

"good"

date: November 29, 2002

it was cool


Score: 9
THEID

"VERY ENTERTAINING"

by: THEID
date: December 1, 2002

Easy on the eyes. Left me wanting more.


Score: 8
anateworsethandeath

"wow"

date: December 1, 2002

excuisite, seriously man, very nice.


Score: 10
thatguyjames

"amazing"

date: December 2, 2002

simply amazing


Score: 10
BlastZGunZ360

"Reminds me of....."

date: December 2, 2002

the "good idea, bad idea" guy from the animanacts show that I watched when I was little.


Score: 10
simiano

"heres one that didnt make it into the movie"

date: December 2, 2002

no dond EVER blam this movie yes protect this movie


Score: 10
danimation2001

"this is great!"

date: December 2, 2002

One of the funniest flash movies yet :D


Score: 8
Byakko

"Looney Tuuuunes!"

by: Byakko
date: December 2, 2002

This had a very Looney Tunes feel from the music, which was fast-paced, but not annoying :)

This shows that, if you don't do it, someone else will, and YOU get the shit.

This was cool. Make more Flash movies you!


Score: 8
TeenageNinja

"Very very Individual"

date: December 4, 2002

I found this movie to be very individual and I really haven't seen much like it around here. It was very funny and I liked the music. I hope to see more from you soon.


Score: 9
havik83

"Good stuff"

date: December 4, 2002

Something you don't see a lot of here. Keep 'em coming.


Score: 8
SpeedyPac

"Hi..."

date: December 6, 2002

...your movie was alright, though it isn't anything special. I mean, i enjoyed it, but there isn't much too it. Anyone can make that, you were just the first to make it


Score: 9
Stumpa

"great stuff"

by: Stumpa
date: December 7, 2002

but any one could of made this as the last reveiwer said but no one did ( i think) it was short and funny. make some more and hurry. i found it funny and good.


Score: 9
CyborgClock

"You put alot of time and effort in your work."

date: December 7, 2002

This was a great flick to watch. There is good effort in your animation and sound effect.


Score: 4
masterpabs

"its not really"

date: December 8, 2002

all that funny...surly its funnier then my material but...its not terribly funny


Score: 7
Jay-styler

"Danmark er det sejeste land."

date: December 9, 2002

Don't do the right thing...


Score: 9
munapoikanen

"LOL! =)"

date: December 9, 2002

I just LOVE this movie. :D It makes me laugh my ass off everytime I watch it. Its sarcastic point of view is very entertaining. :)

And above all, that's all so true.. :)


Score: 9
Boardo182

"HoHOHO!"

date: December 10, 2002

This movie is AWESOME!! it is so funny, i nearly pissed my pants!!

Woaahhhhahahah!

Woaa hahahahah


Score: 10
Craze899667

"amazingly funny"

date: December 11, 2002

so simple, yet so hilarious... great movie


Score: 10
Mr-Vibrato

"Boy..."

date: December 11, 2002

Ain't that just life for ya?

BTW: WHY THE FUCK IS MY VOTING STYLE NEUTRAL NOW?


Score: 10
humpfre762

"Excellent"

date: December 11, 2002

That was great!!! You definately need to make more, "Yes & No" cartoons. Just hilarious.


Score: 10
TheMaskedOutcast

"great"

date: December 11, 2002

i dont wanna write a review, but its perfect


Score: 5
Rongi

"ok"

by: Rongi
date: December 11, 2002

but only ok


Score: 8
BloodRaven

"Pretty Funny"

date: December 12, 2002

now i have to admit that was pretty funny!


Score: 8
leeboy105

"LOL"

date: December 13, 2002

What a laugh!


Score: 7
TotaKaos

"Great, damn hilarious"

date: December 14, 2002

could use a loading page and a replay button though, aside from that, it was amazing


Score: 9
BlackerOuT

"Loading"

date: December 14, 2002

The problem is that this movie don´t have a LOADING, but is very nice!!!


Score: 10
TkyToaster

"I laughed my ass off!"

date: December 15, 2002

This lil toon is perfect in every way. Animation, music, and sound effects are perfectly blended. My hat is off to these guys!


Score: 8
FarfanuganX

"So very true!"

date: December 15, 2002

This CARtoon was funny because it is so true. One always gets screwed around if they are following the proper rules for driving. I'll remember this cartoon next time I'm stuck in traffic.


Score: 10
Akoto

"lol..."

by: Akoto
date: December 15, 2002

im going for my drivers test in a week...ill use this as my manual.


Score: 10
Tyltyl

"ROTFL"

by: Tyltyl
date: December 16, 2002

Bruno Bozzetto is the lord of the animations! I didn't know he also did flash movies. With this simple movie we got the essence of driving.
Bruno Bozzetto...'nuff said.


Score: 8
Ppk3000

"Not bad"

date: December 18, 2002

Simple but hilarious--perfect for the simple-minded like me.


Score: 9
chromium-corp

"Now this is a movie"

date: December 19, 2002

There's some good humor in this movie and the turnouts are ironically funny!


Score: 9
viperxxl

"Something Sepcial - and funny...."

date: December 19, 2002

Hehehehehe - something special here! Keep up that way of living :D

maybe we all live longer then...

.............maybe - hehehehehe


Score: 9
H-dawg55

"hehe funny"

date: December 20, 2002

That was good I love the moral that sometime the right way is the wrong way and the wrong way is the right way


Score: 9
Blindrabbit

"I love this thing!"

date: December 21, 2002

Your on to something here buddy keep up the good work.


Score: 8
siskavard

"absolutely brilliant"

date: December 22, 2002

very funny and the audio was perfect


Score: 9
Yuujuu-fudan

"Love it."

date: December 23, 2002

Love the music and FXs. The gags pretty funny.


Score: 10
Shi-ni-Tenshi

"Ain't dat da truth"

date: December 24, 2002

So true... so very true... Hilarious!!! I might have to steal that ending quote.


Score: 10
Biggstone

"Good And True"

date: December 26, 2002

Man this was truthfully funny


Score: 9
Pablothus

"Very good lessons!"

date: December 26, 2002

hahahhaaa! only 1 thing to say... sad but true


Score: 9
T-ConX

"Damn damn Funny..."

by: T-ConX
date: December 26, 2002

and educational... NEVER PARK NEAR THE HANDICAP SPOTS. THEY'RE HANDICAPED FOR A REASON...


Score: 6
Morteman

"Hmm.."

date: December 27, 2002

Maybe this is a little fun.. but whats the big deal?!


Score: 5
ElJefo

"hmm ..."

by: ElJefo
date: December 27, 2002

i don't really like this one because the graphics aren't that good and i often don't think it's funny. the sounds are good, that's one thing ...


Score: 7
Kersh01472

"Simple but Effective"

date: December 28, 2002

even through the animation is really simple the cartoon is still great. taking something as bad driving and turning it into a short comic isnt original but this dude has done it and done it well. ever since seeing this i havent once waited for a bike to pass me as a junction.


Score: 9
syphonmike

"cool!"

date: December 28, 2002

That was pretty funny, can't wait to see more of your work! :)


Score: 8
Mar-the-Bold

"....."

date: December 28, 2002

Hey ! THIS ISN'T WHAT THEY TEACH IN DRIVING SCHOOL !


Score: 10
Flipyflip222

"Ha ha this was a great flash. Made me laugh."

date: December 29, 2002

I'm gonna go watch this again this was really funny. Anywayz I hope there are more Yes and No cartoons like this cuz this was hilarious :-D.

-BJ PENN NEXT UFC LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION-


Score: 9
jqzjqz

"Heh..."

by: jqzjqz
date: December 29, 2002

This would make a great DMV cartoon to show new young drivers.


Score: 10
DONDUCKY

"Amazing"

date: December 30, 2002

Simpliy incredable! *tear*


Score: 10
krystin18

"lol :)"

date: December 30, 2002

ill keep those in mind for when im driving :P lol good movie well done =)


Score: 0
supercatfishman

"good advice"

date: December 30, 2002

Thanks I'm taking my driver's test next week and I'll put your advice to good use lol


Score: 10
TheHomer

"This was GREAT!"

date: January 2, 2003

This was just FUN! Good points as well...
My brother got his license today:)
Maybe he would have passed better if he had watched this movie first :D


Score: 10
0000Ishbo

"great"

date: January 2, 2003

I love it thanks for the driving tips. I'll be going for my permit. I'm only 18 give me a break!!


Score: 10
Tassrin

"i love it"

date: January 3, 2003

poor yes man....


Score: 7
Pinto

"Not bad."

by: Pinto
date: January 3, 2003

Just a little BOOOORING.


Score: 9
XkwiziTOnE

"Haaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaa"

date: January 4, 2003

This flash movie told me a lot of about those crazy drivers, peds and everything else that goes on the street lol very funny ha


Score: 7
tsukasu

"About Time"

date: January 4, 2003

I don't think I've ever agreed more with anything else I've seen on Newgrounds. Thanks.


Score: 8
NeoWhoop

"Like GTA"

date: January 4, 2003

Well you decide which is better. Personally I would take up a Monster truck and do both.


Score: 9
JJuicyCrackerr

"Interesting"

date: January 5, 2003

Creative and simple, this movie is very entertaining by exhaggerating real-life car problems with hilarious results. Awesome.


Score: 8
rubix41

"HA ah ahahA HA HA HA"

date: January 6, 2003

HA HA HA HA IT'S cool and that's the bottom line!


Score: 10
King-of-da-Hill

"YO!"

date: January 6, 2003

This is one of da best movies I ever seen in here, dude. Music n sound was fuckin great! Yo, keep up da good work, man!


Score: 10
ginley

"lol!"

by: ginley
date: January 6, 2003

Pretty dang funny


Score: 8
gunskickass

"Meh!"

date: January 6, 2003

It's accurate and that's what makes it great!


Score: 7
Newgrundling

"Hehe"

date: January 6, 2003

what it lacks in drawings, it makes up for in humor and style! Very entertaining!


Score: 7
exactly

"lacking"

date: January 6, 2003

I think this guy got the meanings of yes and no kind of mixed up. A good movie, but it needs a bit more thought.


Score: 9
SidneyVenom

"Heheheheh."

date: January 7, 2003

I know exacly whatchyou mean.


Score: 8
Bevin

"This was really cute."

by: Bevin
date: January 8, 2003

It just goes to show you that by doing the "right" thing (when driving) you sometimes get screwed! So, live on wreckless drivers!!


Score: 10
PkSim42

"OMG! Flash-back city!"

date: January 8, 2003

LOL!
Some of those really remind me of my OWN driving!
scary...


Score: 10
AukeSam

"WOW!!!"

date: January 10, 2003

This is very good and I can't stop laughing!!!


Score: 8
Pizdets

"Great"

date: January 10, 2003

Very nice and appropriate sound, as well as some funny moments. It's kind of sad that some of them remind me of myself on the road! Good job.


Score: 10
Mirgy

"That is so true"

by: Mirgy
date: January 11, 2003

I liked how you did this, it shows the true problems when driving... You drive responsively, of course somebody else doesn't... Especially when trying to keep your distance from a big rig, people always break my cushion... This movie is great! Please make more!


Score: 8
LeonardSprinkles

"Sweet"

date: January 12, 2003

Realy nice, i liked it. Why? Causep ossibly its true, i hate bikers, i hate moron j walkers, i hate little homo's who stop at a light and dont move till an hour after the light turns red, idiots who are to pussy to make the right on red holding other people up, they should all be shot.


Score: 10
PoorBoy88

"LOL"

date: January 13, 2003

not bad, infact, I like it


Score: 10
00LiVEWiRE00

"Hilarious!"

date: January 13, 2003

This is a very funny depiction of good vs. bad driving, and how one is wrong, but the other is stupid. Very witty, very clever, very unique. Good show!


Score: 10
Joxa

"excellent!"

by: Joxa
date: January 14, 2003

nice and colourful with some good twists.


Score: 8
Smiiles

"How True"

date: January 15, 2003

Nice funny flash. Could have had better graphics but this type of flash didn't need it. Great sound though!


Score: 7
blondViking

"true"

date: January 17, 2003

How true it is, this is an instent classic.


Score: 9
CannotDraw

"LOL"

date: January 17, 2003

Great cartoon! The sound was excellent! And it was just plain hilarious! I was going to give you an 8 for style, but then I rembered-it's a stick movie (sort of), my favourites!


Score: 10
Bigbeau1130

"Good piece of work"

date: January 19, 2003

Hilarious... funny stuff. Drivers ed sucked balls... that movie would have made it wayyy better.


Score: 0
DrunkSquirrel

"hmmm"

date: January 19, 2003

No... Because i've seen this already.


Score: 8
Whykickamoocow

"Hahahaha"

date: January 20, 2003

Graphics were pretty lame but twas fuckin funny!


Score: 7
SatanicTyranny

"hmmm"

date: January 20, 2003

funny cuz its true. music fit in with what was happening but the graphics sorta annoyed me


Score: 10
DecaplegicSquid

"MU!"

date: January 21, 2003

This is the best thing ever, the last guy obviously never read a driver's manual, seeing as how he didn't notice the looks of it. WOOEY! mmmm.. amaretto cream.


Score: 10
eatingmeals

"HAHAAA"

date: January 26, 2003

FUNNY AS HEEEEELLLLLL


Score: 10
SpaceButler

"Fantastic!"

date: January 27, 2003

That is really really good stuff. The music is absolutely perfect for the animation.


Score: 9
gfoxcook

"Driver's Ed addition!"

date: January 28, 2003

This should be featured in every driver's ed class! heh. For some reason, lately, it won't play all the way through for me, but I've seen it to the end in the past. Very different flash from the mainstream, I love its quirky goodness.


Score: 7
everlastingwinters

"There are some retards on the road!"

date: January 31, 2003

A very nice impression of real-life traffic and the things that happen on the road every day. Sometimes you're better off doing the wrong things but people should remember always to drive safely and responsibly! I love the variety in animation and especially in sound: A true masterpiece if I may say so!


Score: 10
Frank

"lol!"

by: Frank
date: February 1, 2003

that was great. love the music!


Score: 10
mouse5050

"awsome!"

date: February 1, 2003

hell this is better than my drivers ed class!


Score: 10
gasthatsmells

"HAHA!!!!!"

date: February 2, 2003

That was hilarious!! You have a very smart sense of humor.


Score: 10
StainlessOne

"I give out few 10s"

date: February 4, 2003

This is one of the best animations I have seen in Newgrounds in a long time.

The animation was perfect, the sound was masterful, and the humor was witty, both on the physical slapstick level as well as the ideas presented.

This belongs on television as one of those saturday morning cartoon shorts! Truly this is a wonderful work of art!


Score: 10
Esmender

"Awesome!"

date: February 6, 2003

Great movie. Very very funny. I was very much entertained. Animation was incredibly smooth, very simple graphics (much like a driver's manual) and they certainly got the job done. Sounds were perfect as well!

Great sense of humor, I'd love to see more work from you.


Score: 10
3LiterFaygo

"funny"

date: February 9, 2003

VOTE 15! funny stuff made me laugh alot good job


Score: 10
lego-clock

"lol"

date: February 9, 2003

lol


Score: 10
NISMOelite

"HAHA"

date: February 10, 2003

haha, excelent work on sound composition. and its original, haha, im still laughing


Score: 8
Fatblimp23

"That was great!"

date: February 10, 2003

Yes and no in great definitions


Score: 8
Praxis

"Great fun with funny consequences"

by: Praxis
date: February 11, 2003

I like how you made it so the good guy loses and in a way that can happen to good semaritans. You did a great job putting this together. I look forwards to watching your next project.


Score: 10
TheWalkingBox

"ha ha ha ha ha"

date: February 13, 2003

Oh the Poor Law abiding citizen.
Great Work man.
I want to see another!


Score: 10
Swlabr

"I watched it without the sound..."

by: Swlabr
date: February 24, 2003

It was HILARIOUS! Awesome!!! For the love of God, make a sequel!


Score: 9
Sir-Grim

"the best on newgrounds!"

date: February 28, 2003

I was laughing all the way, I had tears in my eyes!


Score: 10
magedevil

"Hahahahaahaha."

date: March 15, 2003

If thats right so should i have drive wrong for a long time ago=)


Score: 9
sQuEeDeN

"Bruno Bozzetto is underrated"

date: March 24, 2003

Bruno Bozzetto happens to be one of Italy's top animators, and it shows. It's too bad this movie isn't in the top 50, heh. While the graphics weren't amazing, the smoothness of animation more than makes up for the little dots, which, in my opinion, were cool. And the music, that was absolutely perfect. Very few movies on newgrounds really give much thought to music, but this was perfect.

I reccomend searching around on google if you like this, Bruno has some amazing stuff out there.


Score: 10
12adon

"Excellent"

by: 12adon
date: April 24, 2003

This is by far one of the funniest movies I have seen on Newgrounds.


Score: 8
Saeth

"very funny, though a bit predictable sometimes."

by: Saeth
date: April 29, 2003

One of the better newsgrounds movies, the music only adds to the fun. Sometimes the thing is a bit predictable, but if you are going to try for your drivers license, check this one out, Ye might learn a thing or two ;)


Score: 10
Baku-San

"*LOL*"

date: April 30, 2003

This one is just..VERY FUNNY! And... Do I have to say more? (nope :P)And to all who is reading this... JUST WATCH THIS FUNNY MOIVE!!!! You might learn somethings ;P


Score: 10
bloojam

"And you thought that driving by the highway-code.."

date: May 2, 2003

LOL - This is a very funny movie, but is so painfully true! I love the use of little dots for people and the birds-eye view. All out greatness!


Score: 8
Cantankerous

"Sweet!"

date: May 16, 2003

I am a very angry driver, and this movie, my friend, should be shown to all those STUPID MAGGOTS out there who THINK that they know how to drive!

The animation was very simple--just boxes and circles, mainly--but it was all so smooth and crisp that it didn't really matter how little detail there was. It was sort of an abstract piece with a lot of humor heaped on the side.

I like it! Keep up the good work, but STAY TH' FUCK OFF THE ROAD!!!!!!!

...just kidding. Orrrr am I? [quirks eyebrow mysteriously]


Score: 10
Copycollie

"Hilarious !!!"

date: May 16, 2003

This flash actually made me sit roaring behind my computer.I played it 4 times & it stayed funny!
I am going to look if Bruno made any more flashes.

Bruno, PLEASE make some more !!!!


Score: 10
Leedeth

"Hilarious!"

date: May 26, 2003

this is so hilarious! i liked the way something bad happens every time it says 'yes'. this would stay funny for at LEAST 5 times! The music and sound were EXCELLENT they go with the animations very well. The graphics were very simple but it doesn't matter because everything else is so good.


Score: 8
911PORCHE

"hahahahahahaha!!"

date: July 26, 2003

Im still laughin` lol good work!

G-unit


Score: 10
XxLeopard-EyesxX

"Funny as hell"

date: August 1, 2003

lol This movie was really funny. I dunno what else to say but that it is a reallt great movie to watch. It's cute. lol Good job.


Score: 8
BananaBreadMuffin

"Sould I listen to my driving instructor anymore?"

date: August 2, 2003

Hah this is hilarous, and helpful too.

It gave me hundreds of reasons to do nothing while the driving instructor babbled on about going below the speed limit.

This flash is wicked, and probably the funniest informative flash to appear on newgrounds for a long time. The graphics are average, but i gave an 8 in graphics cos they did the job well.

Just amazing.

I wonder why i failed my driving tests...


Score: 10
Dxkpower

".....lol"

date: August 10, 2003

yes this rockt


Score: 10
Brave-Yankee

"LMFAO!!"

date: August 20, 2003

HAHA, this reminds me of the Good Idea, Bad Idea skits that they used to have on The Animaniacs. Keep up the funny work.


Score: 10
EvilPanda

"So funny"

date: August 22, 2003

That was great i laughed so hard


Score: 10
darktemplar-23

"Hilarious!"

date: November 29, 2003

I just had to see this more than twice- and laughed so fucking hard every time- I wish this had a higher score...cuz this is THE funniest movie involving cars on NG!


Score: 10
biteme2514

"Simple, but ultimately side-splitting!"

date: February 2, 2004

Despite the fact that this submission is really no more than moving rectangles and circles on a backdrop of a road, this is still one of my all-time favourites on Newgrounds. I still remember it clearly, seeing it for the first time here. In all honesty, this was actually one of the reasons I came back to Newgrounds, time and time again. I just never thought to look up this cartoon until now. I just couldn't remember what the damn title was. But now, here I am, and I'm leaving the review I should have left months ago. Going back to what I said about how simple this was, I don't mean that in a bad way. In fact, in most cases, simple is good. Simplicity has a certain charm to it, and it certainly comes out here. There's nothing quite like watching an unassertive driver demonstrate the "correct" way to drive, only to get held up by a mile-long bike marathon. Or a mile-long traffic jam. In any case, what makes this even funnier is that almost all the cases you illustrated here are so TRUE. That's kind of why I gave you the perfect 10 in Humor. Speaking of perfect scores, the simplicity, charm and hilarity of this submission leads me to give this a perfect Overall score of 10 and a perfect vote of 5. Not just today, but on every day that I come back here to watch this cartoon again. And believe me, it'll sure as hell be a lot more than once. For creating a cartoon that reminds me why I love Newgrounds so much, I leave you with this glowing review. Which, I suppose, I might as well mention is my 100th. Let's hear it for finally getting a three-digit review count. Go me.


Score: 10
dardutz

"awesome, interested till the end"

date: February 15, 2004

I love your style, and the music fit in immaculately. keep making more