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rap

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Apr 29, 2010 | 11:44 AM EDT

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Hey kids, now, before you comment- I know this is crap. I did this for extra credit for a class, and I did it in about four hours. This is the longest flash I've ever done, and with by far the most audio. The audio is off a bit at the end, but, fuck you.

Also, DJ Cramps is my professor. I was afraid he wouldn't appreciate my depiction of him, but he thought it was awesome :D

Edit:

Also, I only have a rockband microphone, so sound quality sucks. Sorry, kids.

I've gotten some requests for lyrics to the rap, cuz the quality is so shitty. So, here they are.

i'll tell you a story 'bout a girl I know
ELISA (ELISA!) the girl's a ho
First you put your antigen in the plate
incubate some with the antibodies (yeah that's right) WIKKA

Then you add the antibody/antigen complex
to the antigen coated well you know that shit ain't convex
you wash it to remove all the unbound antibodies
You almost there, one more step, and then you get the hotties

ELISA (ELISA!) man you oughtta know that
ELISA (ELISA!) what's it gonna show man
ELISA (ELISA!) immunosorbant assay
ELISA (ELISA!) man it's 'bout the only way

next the enzyme-linked secondary antibody's added
it binds them other antibodys like it was a bad habit
the weaker the signal the higher concentration
of original antigen.. that's all I got to say, kid

ELISA (ELISA!) man you oughtta know that
ELISA (ELISA!) what's it gonna show man
ELISA (ELISA!) immunosorbant assay
ELISA (ELISA!) man it's 'bout the only way

they can see if you been snortin white or maybe smokin' weed
by checkin' in your bloodstream or maybe in your pee
if this test shows that you got them antibodies

well.. I guess you're f**cked.

...wanna go get tacos?

Word.

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Ceroy1231Ceroy1231

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Lol

its a good strt xD AWSUMNESS and RANDOMNESS!!! plus information?


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SkyenskeaSkyenskea

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I Love Biochemistry.

Teeeeny bit difficult to hear but I don't care:

My little geeky mind WAS BLOWN. :D


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xXBullxDozerXx responds:

Thanks! My class thought it was hilarious, too :D


DeviBosDeviBos

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Awesome!

Hahaha this was good. Keep it up.


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xXBullxDozerXx responds:

Hahah thanks, this is my first shot at anything flash in a long time. I forgot how fun it is to do.. maybe I will make more :D I hope people who aren't science nerds can at least get a snicker out of this.